Poll please.

Mods?

a. the flavor, this specific flavor of ice cream, is too perfect and too complex to have merely "happened to be one of an infinate number of ice cream flavors out there for people to like or not like." there must be some sort of best ice cream; moreover, science cannot disprove this is the best ice cream.
b. i believe Brigham's Chocolate Ice Cream Recipe (or Ben and Jerry's or Dannon's or other) provide evidence of a it being the best flavor.
c. believing in chocolate ice cream makes me happy, and provides me meaning in life, so i choose to believe.
d. i believe in chocolate ice cream's excellence because i have experienced chocolate ice cream , personally. we have spoken, chocolate ice cream has talked to me, i have been in chocolate ice cream's presence.
e. i believe in chocolate ice cream because i have experienced chocolate ice cream that could only have been performed by chocolate ice cream being the best flavor
f. i believe there is "just some ice cream that's the best."
g. i don't.

It's well-established that peanut butter and chocolate is the best ice cream ever. The kind with the big peanut butter ribbon.

absolutely. and anyone who even dares to question this will likely burn in hell with melted vanilla ice cream.

Mary, try Hannaford's maple walnut. It's $2 a gallon. You'll never go back.

I don't believe in the existence of maple walnut, therefore you are incorrect.

Rasperberry + Chocolate > sex

You've lost your mind, woman.

I see what you've done here.

(I've always wanted to say that.)

It should be "why do you believe chocolate is the best flavor ice cream?," but otherwise, well done.

one does not believe chocolate is the best flavor, young master nate, chocolate is the best flavor.

I'm a Dulce De Leche fan myself, what is that, Buddhism?

all paths lead to the truth, friend.

Phish Food. Terrible band, almost impossibly-good ice cream.

The Dave Matthews Band one is good too. Seems like a Ratt or Flock of Seagulls ice cream would be the second coming of Christ.

your line of reasoning has opened up new worlds in my brain

Chinese Democracy....the ice cream.

The Hinder flavor would probably bring an end to society as we know it. Everyone would stay inside gorging themselves on ice cream night and day.

Wait, that's actually pretty close to society as we know it.

Did you ever see that Kids In The Hall skit where the guy's sweat is the perfect perfume, so everyone just smells it all day and the whole world collapses?

Because it would be nothing like that.