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TwoAlarmFire · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:37 pm

I almost bought pop tarts the other day just for the heck of it. I haven't had them (or a toaster strudel) since I was a kid.

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

WonderBoy wrote:

Wes C. Addle wrote:

what the hell is that?

YOu don't know what a crumpet is?

:Shake:

it's a cross between an english muffin and mini pancakes.

Orpheus · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:34 pm

I can eat about one and a quarter of these before I feel really sick. Way too much sugar.

denverapolis · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:37 pm

down only until the toaster springs them to life

CopperTom · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:43 pm

They went from $0.65 to $1.00 in my company's vending machine. F dat.

Human Bass · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:46 pm

Orpheus wrote:

I can eat about one and a quarter of these before I feel really sick. Way too much sugar.

Reminds me when Dunkin Donuts opened here in Recife, two months later they close. Nobody could stand how overly sweet donuts are.

bart d. · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:32 am **Posts:** 17563

Pop Tarts beat Toaster Strudels any day of the week.

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:48 pm

Wes C. Addle wrote:

WonderBoy wrote:

Wes C. Addle wrote:

what the hell is that?

YOu don't know what a crumpet is?

:Shake:

it's a cross between an english muffin and mini pancakes.

It's also a terrible breakfast food. Awful.

English muffins ftw.

bart d. · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:32 am **Posts:** 17563

I used to eat my pop tarts with butter slathered all over the back of them. It's a wonder I haven't had my first heart attack yet.

Play C3 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:46 am

cricket?? nobody understands cricket. you gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

Of the toaster foods, nothing beats:

bart d. · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:32 am **Posts:** 17563

Pancakes beat waffles easily. There is nothing better than some greasy IHOP/Denny's style pancakes with some blueberry syrup. Especially if you partook of alcoholic beverages the night before.

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

bart d. wrote:

Pancakes beat waffles easily. There is nothing better than some greasy IHOP/Denny's style pancakes with some blueberry syrup. Especially if you partook of alcoholic beverages the night before.

But you can't buy pancakes to put in the TOASTER.

washing machine · **Posted:** Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:02 am

toaster strudel>pop tarts because of the flakey goodness of it all. But waffles beat pancakes, hands down.

bart d. · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:32 am **Posts:** 17563

Wes C. Addle wrote:

bart d. wrote:

Pancakes beat waffles easily. There is nothing better than some greasy IHOP/Denny's style pancakes with some blueberry syrup. Especially if you partook of alcoholic beverages the night before.

But you can't buy pancakes to put in the TOASTER.

Who's stopping you from putting pancakes into the toaster?

bart d. · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:32 am **Posts:** 17563

washing machine wrote:

toaster strudel>pop tarts because of the flakey goodness of it all. But waffles beat pancakes, hands down.

That's just crazy talk. You're crazy.

bart d. · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:32 am **Posts:** 17563

WonderBoy wrote:

batman is the pop tart, bane is toaster strudel.

pfft. Bane's a bitch anyway.

Gordie Vedder · **Posted:** Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:01 pm

Wes C. Addle wrote:

bart d. wrote:

Pancakes beat waffles easily. There is nothing better than some greasy IHOP/Denny's style pancakes with some blueberry syrup. Especially if you partook of alcoholic beverages the night before.

But you can't buy pancakes to put in the TOASTER.

Spoiler: show: My mum used to buy them when we were kids. They tasted like saw dust. Put me off pancakes for years.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:59 pm

WonderBoy wrote:

be hypnotized by it's gooey wonderfulness

This is clearly not a pop tart but a toaster strudel.

down with Pop Tarts

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