I'm not a comic book guy, but I've never welcomed the idea of Superman and Batman sharing the same universe.

me too

i read this as
bartman is dead

do you know that Superman is actually from another planet?

You fucking scared me, man. Jeez.

Did Batman shoot a bunch of heroin?

batman and superman are seen as two different sides of the coin

superman inspires people to do good and most will do anything if he asked them to

batman uses fear both to friends and enemies, and most will do anything if he asked them to

didnt superman die like 15 years ago?

Yeah, but then he came back.

supemans body is one huge energy cell. hes not so much invulnerable as much as his body produces an impenterable personal force field milimeters from his skin. so when he fought doomsday way back in 91 or so, his body taxed all his stored energy and this is how doomsday's exoskeleton was able to cut and injure superman.

when he did "die" he actually went into a coma where his body completely shut down and began collecting energy again, and was then kickstarted by kryptonian machinery to heal his injuries


and yet i wonder why i may be single huh?

91? was it really that long ago? jesus. i guess my sealed copy isnt worth anything since the fucker never died?

Everybody has a sealed copy of that.

The death of Sad-sack... this better not be another fake.

yeah but still? we were what, like 9? at least 1/2 of those things were open

obviously

Yeah but that still leaves roughly 50 zillion sealed copies.

i had no idea you were a math major

you thought it said "bateman"?

Yeah, what a bummer it would have been.