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Toxico · **Posted:** Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:24 pm

So, I was having a heart to heart talk with one of my better friends last week, who happens to be female (and is married; I am married as well, neither of us terribly happily). It came up that I am 8 years younger than her to which she replied "That's why we could never be together"... then long pause, "Umm... I'm kidding." I alwas seem to be getting winks and occasional pats on the ass from her as well. Am I just imagining things or is she subtly admitting something to me? I am not planning on acting on anything but Im just curious....

Raziel · **Joined:** Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:42 am **Posts:** 7939

She obviously loves you. You should leave your wife for her. You can thank me later.

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

Raziel wrote:

She obviously loves *herself. You should leave your wife *if you're unhappy, not simply because your friend pats your ass. You can *also wonder what your wife would think about her patting your ass.

*fixed

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:36 pm

You should totally cheat on your wife just because some girl pats your ass.

Raziel · **Joined:** Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:42 am **Posts:** 7939

Maybe you should send her an email with a picture of your penis before you really start anything. Her initial reaction will make the way you have to go a lot clearer to see.

Toxico · **Posted:** Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:39 pm

cmon people, seriously, I am looking to be respectful here. Yes I am not very happy with my wife right now but not looking to jump at first opportunity I have. I do have some self control...

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

Raziel wrote:

Maybe you should send her an email with a picture of *Raziel's penis if you want to scare her away for good.

*fixed

Raziel · **Joined:** Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:42 am **Posts:** 7939

px, I'm trying to help a brother out here. Go and spy on your son masturbating or anything.

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

Toxico wrote:

cmon people, seriously, I am looking to be respectful here. Yes I am not very happy with my wife right now but not looking to jump at first opportunity I have. I do have some self control...

You need to address the situation with your friend before it gets out of control.

I'm in the process of a divorce right now because 4 years ago I found out about a "friend" getting naked with my husband. Think hard about the situation you're in, friend.

Raziel · **Joined:** Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:42 am **Posts:** 7939

px wrote:

Toxico wrote:

cmon people, seriously, I am looking to be respectful here. Yes I am not very happy with my wife right now but not looking to jump at first opportunity I have. I do have some self control...

You need to address the situation with your friend before it gets out of control.

I'm in the process of a divorce right now because 4 years ago I found out about a "friend" getting naked with my husband. Think hard about the situation you're in, friend.

Wait they only got naked? Could happen in the sauna, at a nude beach, anytime. You should really open up a bit.

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:44 pm

Raziel wrote:

px, I'm trying to help a brother out here. Go and spy on your son masturbating or anything.

I like this post.

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

Raziel wrote:

px, I'm trying to help a brother out here. Go and spy on your son masturbating or anything.

Patrick Bateman · **Posted:** Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:45 pm

Oh i get it now.

Toxico · **Posted:** Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:46 pm

*thread officially hijacked

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

Raziel wrote:

px wrote:

Toxico wrote:

cmon people, seriously, I am looking to be respectful here. Yes I am not very happy with my wife right now but not looking to jump at first opportunity I have. I do have some self control...

You need to address the situation with your friend before it gets out of control.

I'm in the process of a divorce right now because 4 years ago I found out about a "friend" getting naked with my husband. Think hard about the situation you're in, friend.

Wait they only got naked? Could happen in the sauna, at a nude beach, anytime. You should really open up a bit.

I think I've opened up enough to give the guy something to think about. That's the only bone you get to chew on today Spazziel.

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:46 pm

Toxico wrote:

*thread officially hijacked

Non- GD people can never start serious threads in GD. Hell, GD people can barely do it.

Raziel · **Joined:** Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:42 am **Posts:** 7939

px wrote:

Raziel wrote:

px wrote:

Toxico wrote:

cmon people, seriously, I am looking to be respectful here. Yes I am not very happy with my wife right now but not looking to jump at first opportunity I have. I do have some self control...

You need to address the situation with your friend before it gets out of control.

I'm in the process of a divorce right now because 4 years ago I found out about a "friend" getting naked with my husband. Think hard about the situation you're in, friend.

Wait they only got naked? Could happen in the sauna, at a nude beach, anytime. You should really open up a bit.

I think I've opened up enough to give the guy something to think about. That's the only bone you get to chew on today Spazziel.

Having family members that are spastic I feel offended by this post. A mother should know better.

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:49 pm

Raziel wrote:

px wrote:

Raziel wrote:

px wrote:

Toxico wrote:

cmon people, seriously, I am looking to be respectful here. Yes I am not very happy with my wife right now but not looking to jump at first opportunity I have. I do have some self control...

You need to address the situation with your friend before it gets out of control.

I'm in the process of a divorce right now because 4 years ago I found out about a "friend" getting naked with my husband. Think hard about the situation you're in, friend.

Wait they only got naked? Could happen in the sauna, at a nude beach, anytime. You should really open up a bit.

I think I've opened up enough to give the guy something to think about. That's the only bone you get to chew on today Spazziel.

Having family members that are spastic I feel offended by this post. A mother should know better.

You shut the fuck up, please.

Patrick Bateman · **Posted:** Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:49 pm

Winter's Love wrote:

Raziel wrote:

px wrote:

Raziel wrote:

px wrote:

Toxico wrote:

cmon people, seriously, I am looking to be respectful here. Yes I am not very happy with my wife right now but not looking to jump at first opportunity I have. I do have some self control...

You need to address the situation with your friend before it gets out of control.

I'm in the process of a divorce right now because 4 years ago I found out about a "friend" getting naked with my husband. Think hard about the situation you're in, friend.

Wait they only got naked? Could happen in the sauna, at a nude beach, anytime. You should really open up a bit.

I think I've opened up enough to give the guy something to think about. That's the only bone you get to chew on today Spazziel.

Having family members that are spastic I feel offended by this post. A mother should know better.

You shut the fuck up, please.

You can do better, can't you ?

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:50 pm

Patrick Bateman wrote:

Winter's Love wrote:

Raziel wrote:

px wrote:

Raziel wrote:

px wrote:

Toxico wrote:

cmon people, seriously, I am looking to be respectful here. Yes I am not very happy with my wife right now but not looking to jump at first opportunity I have. I do have some self control...

You need to address the situation with your friend before it gets out of control.

I'm in the process of a divorce right now because 4 years ago I found out about a "friend" getting naked with my husband. Think hard about the situation you're in, friend.

Wait they only got naked? Could happen in the sauna, at a nude beach, anytime. You should really open up a bit.

I think I've opened up enough to give the guy something to think about. That's the only bone you get to chew on today Spazziel.

Having family members that are spastic I feel offended by this post. A mother should know better.

You shut the fuck up, please.

You can do better, can't you ?

I'm trying to lead by example.

Can someone clarify this female signal?

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