<ladies room toilet gets clogged, for some reason, people think its my job to unclog it>

If something should happen to the facilities here, I dunno, say someone clogs up the toilet for instance, I would hope the person who clogs it up would be wise enough to unclog it or at the very least make an attempt to unclog it. While I do many things here aside from just trying to fix computer problems, dealing with items that aren’t quite small enough to flush down a commode isn’t really one of them.

If you are embarrassed you are capable of clogging a commode, we can call a small time out and have everyone close their eyes while you take the time to unclog said toilet.

This goes for both bathrooms, not just the mens nor just the womens.





Thank you,

you wrote "dunno" to your entire company?

25 people, all except for 5 under 30, we occupy the 2nd floor of a converted apartment building, where the most popular phrase is, FAIL

do they call you "gramps"?

I would be confused and frustrated if I received this e-mail. I would be thinking, "Somebody took the time to write me this e-mail and not supply me with enough information for me to understand the events on which it is based. I suppose this person wants the guilty party to feel ashamed. Good thing the e-mail is so frustratingly unclear to the impartial observer that the guilty party will receive no more embarassment than if this person told her face-to-face." And then I would continue my day.

Later that day, I would probably wonder what the Information Technology staff was doing cleaning toilets anyway.

Then I would shake off that thought and hit the sauna to get a nice sweat going and play a nice round of golf.

actually balk, i was approached to clean it which i promptly said, no, i was then called and asked to clean it, at which point email was composed and sent

why would they ask you that? you should have told them they got the wrong guy and back up away from them slowly with your hands up, saying "listen, you got the wrong guy"

because they also see me building desks, chairs, overseeing renonvations construction wise to the office and well, they are women, they dont feel they should have to unclog the toilet because thats icky

cept one girl actually went in and unclogged it. she objected to me taking a photo of her doing so, so i played the safer angle and put down my phone

If I had been you....

I would have taken a photo of the clogged toilet, photoshopped the word FAIL on it, and then composed the email with the photo attached to the email.

i actually had a good shot of the floater next to the girls face who was plunging.
i believe the words balls cut off were said if i actually took the pic

whats so bad about that? we would all sleep better knowing another jerry peoples won't come into the world

with my good looks and stellar personality, that is already assured

yeah, good thing movies like Junior are not possible

If the RM toilet was clogged who would be sent to unclog it?

I would

into the flood again
same ol shit it was back then
so i made a big mistake
used a double roll of two ply
made my ass clean that wayyyyyyyy

Winston Rothschild, III.

did you just post a video of the red green show?

Keep your stick on the ice!