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Thomas Jefferson · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:01 pm

I'm meeting an old friend from high school tonight at a restaurant.
Supposedly it's for some job opportunity with WFG (World Financial Group, look it up...its a scam). I know how this is gonna work...he's gonna try to recruit me so he can get compensated for my sales of bunk insurance or if I get other recruits.

I knew this is what was gonna happen, that's why I turned him down the first time. He called me a second time so I decided what the hell, I'm not doing anything tonight and there is a chance I could get a free meal and free beer.

I just gotta make sure they pay for it after I consistently turn them down all night. hahahaha

has anyone run into this before?

windedsailor · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:02 pm

that's kinda how i got free tickets to passion of the christ

Thomas Jefferson · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:03 pm

windedsailor wrote:

that's kinda how i got free tickets to passion of the christ

yeah...you might want to elaborate on that.

flavdave · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:58 pm

I doubt you'll get them to pay for your meal. I wouldn't even go if I were you, those people are fucking brainwashed.

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:03 pm

i'll build a giant drill and bore it straight into hell
releasin ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
so they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
and hock these diet pills mc pee pants has created

Thomas Jefferson · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:05 pm

PeopleMyAge wrote:

i'll build a giant drill and bore it straight into hell
releasin ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
so they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
and hock these diet pills mc pee pants has created

is that from ATHF?

given2trade · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:06 pm

This reminds of the time I was on $100,000 Pyramid.

Also of the time I ran that $50,000,000 Pyramid Scheme.

Thomas Jefferson · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:07 pm

given2trade wrote:

This reminds of the time I was on $100,000 Pyramid.

is it on youtube?

Thomas Jefferson · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:11 pm

flavdave wrote:

I doubt you'll get them to pay for your meal. I wouldn't even go if I were you, those people are fucking brainwashed.

you think i might fall prey to their massive brainwashing skillz? lol
that would be so horrible.

given2trade · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:11 pm

Thomas Jefferson wrote:

given2trade wrote:

This reminds of the time I was on $100,000 Pyramid.

is it on youtube?

No, but my perp walk for the $50,000,000 Pyramid Scheme is.

given2trade · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:12 pm

You should go there and try to get them to sign up for YOUR Pyramid Scheme. That will get them!

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:16 pm

Thomas Jefferson wrote:

PeopleMyAge wrote:

i'll build a giant drill and bore it straight into hell
releasin ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
so they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
and hock these diet pills mc pee pants has created

is that from ATHF?

yes.

Thomas Jefferson · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:23 pm

given2trade wrote:

You should go there and try to get them to sign up for YOUR Pyramid Scheme. That will get them!

dude...that would be so funny!

"Hey...before you guys say anything, I want you to check out my website. It's called "www.onlinecashcow.ws"! It's totally free for ten dollars a month!"

given2trade · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:40 pm

Or tell them you're tight on cash but for $100 you will post it on an exclusive grunge band message board where you have enormous sway in their general discussion folder...

windedsailor · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:56 pm

Thomas Jefferson wrote:

windedsailor wrote:

that's kinda how i got free tickets to passion of the christ

yeah...you might want to elaborate on that.

i think i said enough

denverapolis · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:57 pm

given2trade wrote:

This reminds of the time I was on $100,000 Pyramid.

Also of the time I ran that $50,000,000 Pyramid Scheme.

i can't believe you got only 2 points on that one category of "things that rhyme with 'sail' "

Mecca · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:05 pm

the Church of Scientology

Thomas Jefferson · **Posted:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:24 am

i just got back from this thing...

i must say, it wasn't bad.
im very interested with what they do and i might hop on board on a part time basis.

given2trade · **Posted:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:58 am

where is the :arrow:

washing machine · **Posted:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:58 am

how was the dinner?

Pyramid Schemes

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