I'm gonna have to take a test around April. I've smoked everyday for the last year, and pretty much every day for the last 5 years. Anyone have any recommendations on shampoos or anything else to pass this?

Get someone else's hair?

right before the test, shave/wax every hair on your body

I'm pretty sure they take samples themselves.

It's not for three months? Shave your head for a solid month, do a detox kit, then let your hair grow in? I dunno if that will work, but it can't hurt.

for the amount you smoked you a pretty screwed. the pot is in your hair for 90 days up to about 6 months. there are now shampoos that will get it out cause the hair is inside the folicle. its transported through your bloodstream

and for the record shaving your head wont matter cause the new hair that grows will still have pot in it

yeah, i knew that one wouldn't work. i guess shampooing is going to be the way to go. i actually quit smoking last week to help my cause.

Yeah that's kinda what I thought. That's why I said to do it for a month and then let the hair grow in when there's no pot in it, but I didn't know it stayed in your system that long.

Why isn't it just a simple pee test?

Uhh did you miss the part where it said shampooing won't help?

fucking unions.

Where do you work?

hate to disappoint you but there is no shampoo thatwill help. the pot is inside your hair folicle not on the surface

Must be serious work if they go all out with a follicle test.

Yeah I'd imagine those are pretty expensive.

heating/cooling company.

i guess the unions are getting more uptight on shit like this.

I've only had to pee in a cup. I thought that was bad!

that sucks. well you would have to research to see if it would work... but if you dont smoke til the test... and then right before the test bleach and dye your hair. the chemicals may throw off the test enough to buy you some more time

Apparently the following can cause false positives:

Ibuprofen; (Advil, Nuprin, Motrin, Excedrin IB etc)
Naproxen (Aleve)
Ketoprofen (Orudis KT)
Promethazine (Phenergan, Promethegan)
Pantoprazole (Protonix)
Riboflavin (B2, Hempseed Oil)
Kidney infection (Kidney disease, diabetes) Liver Disease
Dronabinol (Marinol)

So take some of those before, then admit it after, and then take it again all the while continuing to be clean? Or will this just make your current levels spike?