They can be named Jill, Jane, Sam, Becca. It doesn't matter.

Thanks.

It's too easy to make fun of my threads. It's so easy that the new cool thing is to talk about how awesome they are.

it ended with a

I'm gonna need a picture and your stats to pass along.

if i had made this thread, mickey would be telling everyone how creepy i am

1) he hasn't responded yet
2) you are creepy
3) that was too easy

i like that you didnt use the double spoiler post

I can't do a photo cause my camera is in the shop but I'm hot.

Spoiler: show

And circumcised

I seriously didn't do it JUST because of you. Yet I did a single spoiler right after. That's how important you are in my life.

actaully, if you can make a hockey card type of thing, you'll be all set.

Like this? I don't get it.

action shot on the front, stats on the back

Great pick

Do we really want to see a shot of g2t in action?

it could be him sniffing his dog's fart

OMG TMI!!!

Ahh, gotcha. Can't do that.

Some of my highlights would be:

1) I don't live with my parents.
2) I don't have any active STD's.
3) I'm a pretty good listener.
4) I cum really quickly so sex doesn't take that long.
5) I don't like sports.
6) I'm a good cook if you like steak and only steak.
7) I think No Code is Pearl Jam's best album!
I'm crying right now I'm so depressed.
9) I have a fully paid life insurance policy that will pay off my future wife regardless of how I die, ie, she can kill me and still get paid.

I can give you more if that's not enough to convince someone. I think it's pretty compelling.