how the hell do i do it?

something is fucking my shit up on the internet.

You can try removing it manually through this:

http://www.xp-vista.com/spyware-removal ... structions

If that doesn't work, try downloading and running Spyware Doctor (which isn't free, unless...) or Spybot Search & Destroy (which is free)

You can get Spybot S&D from here: http://www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html

Let me know if the problem still persists after doing this. We'll fix this mother fucker.