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corduroy_blazer
 Post subject: saddlebacking
PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:25 pm 
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new word, folks!

http://www.saddlebacking.com/

Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage. Unfortunately her parents found out because they got santorum all over the sheets.

oh, if you didn't know what santorum means:

http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/

Santorum: 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:29 pm 
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haha, why name it after the senator? is he a known saddlebacker?

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corduroy_blazer wrote:
new word, folks!

http://www.saddlebacking.com/

Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage. Unfortunately her parents found out because they got santorum all over the sheets.

oh, if you didn't know what santorum means:

http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/

Santorum: 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.

:lol: how did you come across this ceebs?
wait nevermind...i think its the frothy part that puts it over the top

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nevermind, he hates gays. nice :lol:

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I'm pretty sure you go to hell for sodomy

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PeopleMyAge wrote:
haha, why name it after the senator? is he a known saddlebacker?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_(sexual_neologism)

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punkdavid wrote:
PeopleMyAge wrote:
haha, why name it after the senator? is he a known saddlebacker?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_(sexual_neologism)

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"I have no problem with homosexuality," Santorum said, according to the AP. "I have a problem with homosexual acts."


:lol:

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corduroy_blazer wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
PeopleMyAge wrote:
haha, why name it after the senator? is he a known saddlebacker?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_(sexual_neologism)

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"I have no problem with homosexuality," Santorum said, according to the AP. "I have a problem with homosexual acts."


:lol:

i don't know if it is the same article or not (i'm not going to click it since i am at work) but one of the sites i was looking at earlier quoted him equating having anal sex to "having sex with dogs or anything else". :|

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I love Dan Savage. Occasionally he's an asshole but most of his advice is spot on and his attacks on guys like Santorum are hilarious and much deserved. One of the best advice columns ever. He is all about getting people to get over their sexual hang ups and lead more fulfilling lives.

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ceebs, its lunch time! im eating mcdonalds here.... :shake:

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