I visited this local Japanese cuisine restaurant last night and boy was I thrown for a doozy.

I went with Karl, Mitch, Strattman, and Bergman from the office. We were celebrating our latest acquisition and ordered about four rounds of piping-hot, grade-A Sake. Our table became boisterous and we attracted the ire of many dining families and couples on dates who did not expect to see a group of five immature twenty-somethings throwing onions at each other and cursing at the Dragon hanging on the wall for destroying their administrative assistant's make-up drawer.

at the end of the fourth sake bottle, Mitch said something very derogatory about my sister and i punched him in the chest, causing him to convulse and fall onto the flat grill, searing the side of his face into complete unrecognizability. he was sake-drunk at this point, so he did not know who punched him and stabbed Bergman in the shoulder with a salad fork

denizens of the restaurant started screaming at this point, and the police arrived a few moments later. i was remorseful for what i did to mitch's face, and he said he will never forgive me.

i visited him at the hospital and he was furious. i told him what i did to him was not personal. he told me he had been refusing medication, even though he was in intense pain.

that was last night. i'm home sick today. this morning, i see news reports of a triple-murder at Creekwater Asset Management.... Bergman, Karl, and Strattman.... dead. i think i'm next.

Sounds like you really love your sister. That's nice.

she is a saddlebacking strumpet

but she's all that i have that reminds me of home ....

So Mitch must have just found out about your sister, and said something at dinner huh?

he fucked my sister

oh no.

In the ass??? oh gawd no. That's horrible, guy. Sorry.


The upside of this, though, is that she's still a virgin.

There is only one way to undo all of this insanity. To go back before everything got so fucked up. There is a way. But it is a path of pain, penitence, and solitude. There is a way. But it is a path of endurance, strength, and heroism. There is a way. There is a way.

Using the Blazing Surge Fist?

That's the one I've read about.

*Hadouken