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corduroy_blazer
 Post subject: does anyone here think jesus will literally return to earth?
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:42 am 
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i wonder. yes or no? and if so, why?

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I used to think no, but now I believe he will do it just to prove you wrong and get you to shut up about him.

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mecca2687 wrote:
I used to think no, but now I believe he will do it just to prove you wrong and get you to shut up about him.

hahaha.

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hahaha! fucking mecca!

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I thought he already did, and lives in a building in Brooklyn.

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corduroy_blazer wrote:
mecca2687 wrote:
I used to think no, but now I believe he will do it just to prove you wrong and get you to shut up about him.

hahaha.

:haha:

I'm glad you were able to laugh at that, Michael.
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McParadigmatWork
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He won't be as big as the Beatles.

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McParadigmatWork wrote:
He won't be as big as the Beatles.


you mean manhood-wise?

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BadMusic wrote:
McParadigmatWork wrote:
He won't be as big as the Beatles.


you mean manhood-wise?


Well, John wouldn't be hard to beat in that department. I don't know how the others fare.

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I often click that quote button instead of edit myself.

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BadMusic wrote:
I often click that quote button instead of edit myself.


If only I were Jesus, I'd be too perfect to incorrectly click

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McParadigmatWork wrote:
BadMusic wrote:
I often click that quote button instead of edit myself.


If only I were Jesus, I'd be too perfect to incorrectly click


Or you're Jesus trying to fool us.

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McParadigmatWork
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BadMusic wrote:
McParadigmatWork wrote:
BadMusic wrote:
I often click that quote button instead of edit myself.


If only I were Jesus, I'd be too perfect to incorrectly click


Or you're Jesus trying to fool us.


But I've only returned metaphorically, so suck it.

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* is homophobic *

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