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 Post subject: Florida man issued 50 traffic citations in one day
PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:38 am 
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Fla. man issued 50 traffic citations in one day
Fri Feb 6, 8:42 pm ET

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. – Elvis has left the vehicle. A man was arrested on more than 50 traffic citations — all in one day. Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car.

Barrett faces several charges, including fleeing and eluding and reckless driving.

He was also issued more than 50 traffic citations on charges including speeding, running red lights, and not wearing a seat belt.

Police said Barrett has a lengthy criminal history and his driver license was suspended.

A phone number listed for him was not in service Thursday night.


No seat belt? Isn't that a little overkill?

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 Post subject: Re: Florida man issued 50 traffic citations in one day
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They're gonna throw everything they can at this fucking looney, and rightly so. They're gonna charge him with the works, knowing some of it won't stick. The more they throw at him, the more chances they have of getting a decent punishment.

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 Post subject: Re: Florida man issued 50 traffic citations in one day
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Surely they can come up with one type of "crime" so they don't waste all that paper the citations are written on. Right?


Save a tree and all that jazz?

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 Post subject: Re: Florida man issued 50 traffic citations in one day
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I'm willing to stand corrected, but I'm thinking it's a charge sheet. I'm sure they didn't write him 50 tickets. I reckon they arrested him and just did a long charge sheet. If it's computerized, maybe they could make the text size like 8 in Microsoft Word to save paper. :)

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 Post subject: Re: Florida man issued 50 traffic citations in one day
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randallanddarcy wrote:
I'm willing to stand corrected, but I'm thinking it's a charge sheet. I'm sure they didn't write him 50 tickets. I reckon they arrested him and just did a long charge sheet. If it's computerized, maybe they could make the text size like 8 in Microsoft Word to save paper. :)



Yes, size 8. That would save trees AND data storage space! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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 Post subject: Re: Florida man issued 50 traffic citations in one day
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Writes a ticket to the man just for being a DOUCHENOZZLE.

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 Post subject: Re: Florida man issued 50 traffic citations in one day
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Wes C. Addle wrote:
Writes a ticket to the man just for being a DOUCHENOZZLE.

lol @ DOUCHENOZZLE

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 Post subject: Re: Florida man issued 50 traffic citations in one day
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 Post subject: Re: Florida man issued 50 traffic citations in one day
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why not just get him on the drug possession?

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