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Man in Black
 Post subject: Dear McDonalds,
PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:18 pm 
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Your hash browns taste like fish.

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Man in Black wrote:
Your hash browns taste like fish.

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Eating McDonalds is like picking up a drunk girl at a club. It seems like a good idea at the time, satisfies you for a little while, then leaves you wondering wtf you thinking and what this is doing to your health. But it's still cheaper and more convenient than putting in any effort and cooking.

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broken iris wrote:
Man in Black wrote:
Your hash browns taste like fish.

Sincerely,
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Eating McDonalds is like picking up a drunk girl at a club. It seems like a good idea at the time, satisfies you for a little while, then leaves you wondering wtf you thinking and what this is doing to your health. But it's still cheaper and more convenient than putting in any effort and cooking.

well put. Yet, you still find yourself in that drive-thru line time and time again

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dkfan9
 Post subject: Re: Dear McDonalds,
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i love their hash browns

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I saw a guy masturbating in one of the urinals in a McDonald's about three blocks from my house the other day :shock:

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broken iris wrote:
But it's still cheaper and more convenient than putting in any effort and cooking.


This is exactly my thought process when picking up a drunk girl at a club.

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Dear McDonalds,

You accidentally gave me two servings of grilled chicken for my salad a couple weeks ago. I really felt special that day.
Please do that again the next time I drive-thru.

Also, can you please make the snack wraps a little bit bigger?


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Stop putting onions on your burgers, they taste like shit.

And your cheap asses could have kept the double cheeseburger a buck too.

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Jammer91 wrote:
Stop putting onions on your burgers, they taste like shit.

you need to shut up

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theplatypus wrote:
I saw a guy masturbating in one of the urinals in a McDonald's about three blocks from my house the other day :shock:


</argentina>

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dkfan9 wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
I saw a guy masturbating in one of the urinals in a McDonald's about three blocks from my house the other day :shock:


</argentina>



?

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theplatypus wrote:
dkfan9 wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
I saw a guy masturbating in one of the urinals in a McDonald's about three blocks from my house the other day :shock:


</argentina>



?


I know if I was experiencing 15% inflation and an 18% urban poverty rate, I'd be jerkin off in a McDonalds urinal

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Oh.


Carry on then.

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theplatypus wrote:
I saw a guy masturbating in one of the urinals in a McDonald's about three blocks from my house the other day :shock:

Using the urinal was quite considerate of him.

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When I work the early morning shift I stop for two egg mcmuffins and two hash browns and a medium orange juice.

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People still eat at this place? It makes me sick thinking about it.

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Somehow the egg mcmuffin at mickey d's is better than the breakfast sammiches at dunkies.

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I will admit I eat the breakfast when I go on trips with the family. Really the only thing worth eating there.

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I fucking love McDonalds.

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Man in Black wrote:
Your hash browns taste like fish.

Sincerely,
Man in Black


serves you right. I stopped eating McDonalds something like 7 years ago. Terrible food.

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