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Why do your posts annoy me so much? Had to get that off my chest.
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Bart D is funny though. Lysander--- his posts are just contrived and ham-handed. It's like this semi-intelligent kid who's trying way too hard to be dry and cynical.
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theplatypus wrote:
Bart D is funny though. Lysander--- his posts are just contrived and ham-handed. It's like this semi-intelligent kid who's trying way too hard to be dry and cynical.
i'd say they're both pretty funny
lysander falls flat on the matter at times, but his drawn out stories are definitely some of the best posts on the board.
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theplatypus wrote:
Bart D is funny though. Lysander--- his posts are just contrived and ham-handed. It's like this semi-intelligent kid who's trying way too hard to be dry and cynical.
bart d. can't be touched these days and the two are not even comparable.
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Lysander wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
Hey Lysander,
What makes a man want to be a woman?
Well, the first time I decided to become a woman, I simply tucked and plucked. I always felt I would make a stunningly beautiful woman, save my swollen nine-inch male member. I felt rather sassy and sexy picking up Ukrainian sailors at the local dive bars, and the weekly income I was making on all fours was keeping me current on my bills and barbiturate habit.
Later, once I had lost all ability to successfully close my anal sphincter, and thus lost clientele by the literal boatload, I decided to untie my underused, but spectacular unit, and don a rather drab rail worker's uniform. After many years of driving spike, I decided on a whim to simply remove my genitalia with the aid of a long-time friend whom we shall refer to only as, "Herman". She insisted that we fry up the sex log, and enjoy it with a side of mixed rice and beans. Instead, I decided equally quickly that I would rather have it reattached, and called an ambulance shortly before I passed out. The surgeons did an outstanding job, actually reattaching it successfully as well as adding a prosthetic testicle to push my ball number to an astonishing three (a dream come true). Herman was disgusted, and left for the docks slightly before 1 a.m. on a Wednesday night. I have not seen her since.
At the end of the day, and to your point, I never really wanted to be a man nor a woman. I very much fancied being a horse at one time, but nowadays I primarily focus on working towards becoming a living statue of grace and beauty. I work most days in the local park, gathering birds and onlookers who insist on taking pictures of my abused and absurd genitals.
I hope that helps answer your question more thoroughly.
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dkfan9 wrote:
Lysander wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
Hey Lysander,
What makes a man want to be a woman?
Well, the first time I decided to become a woman, I simply tucked and plucked. I always felt I would make a stunningly beautiful woman, save my swollen nine-inch male member. I felt rather sassy and sexy picking up Ukrainian sailors at the local dive bars, and the weekly income I was making on all fours was keeping me current on my bills and barbiturate habit.
Later, once I had lost all ability to successfully close my anal sphincter, and thus lost clientele by the literal boatload, I decided to untie my underused, but spectacular unit, and don a rather drab rail worker's uniform. After many years of driving spike, I decided on a whim to simply remove my genitalia with the aid of a long-time friend whom we shall refer to only as, "Herman". She insisted that we fry up the sex log, and enjoy it with a side of mixed rice and beans. Instead, I decided equally quickly that I would rather have it reattached, and called an ambulance shortly before I passed out. The surgeons did an outstanding job, actually reattaching it successfully as well as adding a prosthetic testicle to push my ball number to an astonishing three (a dream come true). Herman was disgusted, and left for the docks slightly before 1 a.m. on a Wednesday night. I have not seen her since.
At the end of the day, and to your point, I never really wanted to be a man nor a woman. I very much fancied being a horse at one time, but nowadays I primarily focus on working towards becoming a living statue of grace and beauty. I work most days in the local park, gathering birds and onlookers who insist on taking pictures of my abused and absurd genitals.
I hope that helps answer your question more thoroughly.
This kinda thing I like. The whole not agreeing without stating a rationale for it, when he probably doesn't disagree at all and is only doing it to be contrary is getting fucking old really quickly. It makes him look like a child. 'I disagree. But I won't say why. Coz I don't have to.' Boooooooooooooring.
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randallanddarcy wrote:
dkfan9 wrote:
Lysander wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
Hey Lysander,
What makes a man want to be a woman?
Well, the first time I decided to become a woman, I simply tucked and plucked. I always felt I would make a stunningly beautiful woman, save my swollen nine-inch male member. I felt rather sassy and sexy picking up Ukrainian sailors at the local dive bars, and the weekly income I was making on all fours was keeping me current on my bills and barbiturate habit.
Later, once I had lost all ability to successfully close my anal sphincter, and thus lost clientele by the literal boatload, I decided to untie my underused, but spectacular unit, and don a rather drab rail worker's uniform. After many years of driving spike, I decided on a whim to simply remove my genitalia with the aid of a long-time friend whom we shall refer to only as, "Herman". She insisted that we fry up the sex log, and enjoy it with a side of mixed rice and beans. Instead, I decided equally quickly that I would rather have it reattached, and called an ambulance shortly before I passed out. The surgeons did an outstanding job, actually reattaching it successfully as well as adding a prosthetic testicle to push my ball number to an astonishing three (a dream come true). Herman was disgusted, and left for the docks slightly before 1 a.m. on a Wednesday night. I have not seen her since.
At the end of the day, and to your point, I never really wanted to be a man nor a woman. I very much fancied being a horse at one time, but nowadays I primarily focus on working towards becoming a living statue of grace and beauty. I work most days in the local park, gathering birds and onlookers who insist on taking pictures of my abused and absurd genitals.
I hope that helps answer your question more thoroughly.
This kinda thing I like. The whole not agreeing without stating a rationale for it, when he probably doesn't disagree at all and is only doing it to be contrary is getting fucking old really quickly. It makes him look like a child. 'I disagree. But I won't say why. Coz I don't have to.' Boooooooooooooring.
well, to be fair, his politics are completely anti-govt... anarcho-capitalist, so if you look at the posts with that in mind, it becomes much clearer
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