Last night, for the first time in my life, I had a wet dream. What the fuck. I mean sure I haven't jerked off in a few days, but this?

wow.
was the dream about someone in particular?

No, not at all. I can't even remember what exactly i was dreaming about. I just woke up and I was jizzing in my pants.

i thought this thread was going to be about winter's love's music major nemisis' girlfriend.

*leaves disappointed*

I know what you're going through billtop. I had my first wet dream at like 19 or something and it freaked me the fuck out.

yes it was very much a



kind of moment.

I wake up in the morning and Jizz. In my pants.

I got like 4 or 5 when I was like 13, then I learned to jerk it, haven't had once since. Weird thing is though, I still get dreams about chicks, but now I never actually get laid in them.

some dreams do immitate real life

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I used to get these a lot when I was 14 or so, then they kinda stopped. Which is nice, because waking up covered in jizz is never fun.

I always woke up like a split second after it happened.

fact: i've never had a wet dream.

of course, i've been single pretty much my whole life, so from about age 13 i've kept myself busy...

I thought it would never happen to me. Before I said it first happened to me at age 19 but as I think about it more it was probably more like 21.

i bet if i quit for a few weeks time it'd happen to me

I've always jerked off enough to prevent these.

ahahhahaha

I had a lot when I was little and didn't jerk it though, it was kind off frightening

oh billtop only you

yeah.

and I've had dreams about banging chicks before (no joke, I was once in bed with Scarlett Johansson. I don't remember how that ended...), but never have I experienced phenomena such as this.

it was bound to happen

just like splashback