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 Post subject: Are you an ex-masturbator? If so...
PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:22 pm 
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..there's a T-shirt for you now.
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The Launch of the Sale of the Ex-Series T-shirts
Submitted by TQ on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 04:43.

P4CM PRESENTS "EX-MASTURBATOR" CAMPAIGN
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Yeah we said it….Nobody talks about it, but most people have done it or are still doing it. It's seems to be a rite of passage for both girls and guys into the world of sex. Some say masturbation is not a sin, some say that it is. But is it really okay in the eyes of God?

When God wants to take His message of deliverance across the globe, there is NO stopping Him. Check out this feature of the EX Shirts on one of the fastest growing Christian Hip Hop magazines in the US: http://www.DaSouth.com. Also, hit up their new article, "Masturbation" It breaks down the lies behind masturbation, explains how this is actually a sin, and how we can be freed through Christ.

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And if you need even more encouragement, check out ya girl Dameco's latest blog entry, in which she fearlessly testifies to her struggle and victory over masturbation!

We pray that you will join us in breaking the silence on an issue that has stayed silent for too long. Be the first to boldly rock your Ex-Masturbator shirt and let's change the world baby! Click below on one of the pictures to order your shirt.

Feel free to share your thoughts, testimony or any other comments with us.

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Oh, where to start....the "lies" behind masturbation ehhh? And what's up with the brother wearing the Slave shirt??

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 Post subject: Re: Are you an ex-masturbator? If so...
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ex-homosexual


When did you retire from MMA fighting?


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Lysander wrote:
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ex-homosexual


When did you retire from MMA fighting?


1974

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 Post subject: Re: Are you an ex-masturbator? If so...
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why would someone give up masturbating? (other than old age/health concerns)

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PeopleMyAge wrote:
why would someone give up masturbating? (other than old age/health concerns)


Cause Jeebus didn't do it, so you can't either! SINNER!

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PeopleMyAge wrote:
why would someone give up masturbating? (other than old age/health concerns)


Cause Jeebus didn't do it, so you can't either! SINNER!


at least People My Age adheres strictly to the no sex part.


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Jesus didn't NEED to do it; he had bitches all over his little savior

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These will sell out. But it won’t be actual “Ex-Masturbators” wearing them, but rather dopey frat boys on college campuses nationwide trying to get a few laughs.


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pizza, you are correct

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 Post subject: Re: Are you an ex-masturbator? If so...
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I could so see one of my roommates doing that too. :haha:

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Bonus points if "Ex-Masturbator" is printed on AA tee's.


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I want a shirt that says "I Masturbate". Just so I can wear it in public and get weird looks.

Also, is there really a shirt in there that says "Ex-Athiest" and "Ex-Slave"? How stupid can it possibly get?

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Where do the profits go? To God?


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Pizza the Hut wrote:
Where do the profits go? To God?


'Course not, the crazy train doesn't run on abstinence, it needs teh money!

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Jammer91 wrote:
I want a shirt that says "I Masturbate". Just so I can wear it in public and get weird looks.

Also, is there really a shirt in there that says "Ex-Athiest" and "Ex-Slave"? How stupid can it possibly get?

I'm buying you "Ex-con"

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mecca2687 wrote:
Jammer91 wrote:
I want a shirt that says "I Masturbate". Just so I can wear it in public and get weird looks.

Also, is there really a shirt in there that says "Ex-Athiest" and "Ex-Slave"? How stupid can it possibly get?

I'm buying you "Ex-con"

"Ex-User"

And then in the back "But only for 2 days."


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Pizza the Hut wrote:
mecca2687 wrote:
Jammer91 wrote:
I want a shirt that says "I Masturbate". Just so I can wear it in public and get weird looks.

Also, is there really a shirt in there that says "Ex-Athiest" and "Ex-Slave"? How stupid can it possibly get?

I'm buying you "Ex-con"

"Ex-User"

And then in the back "But only for 2 days."


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I don't get "Ex-Con". :? I never went to jail.

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I don't get "Ex-Con". :? I never went to jail.

Planning for the future is what us old people do

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