Post subject: It's almost Valentine's Day and I'm confused.
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:23 pm
Father Bitch
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:20 am Posts: 5198 Location: Connecticut Gender: Male
I asked my fiance what I should get her for V-Day. Her reply:
"It's such a stupid Hallmark holiday. Who cares. If you really wanna get me something, my sister and I are going to get massages soon, so just help me pay for that."
Either I'm off the hook for V-Day for good, or this is a trap.
I'm thinking I'm off the hook since she really hasn't shown interest in the "holiday" at all the few years we've been together. But women are crafty.
Post subject: Re: It's almost Valentine's Day and I'm confused.
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:52 pm
Unthought Known
Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:36 am Posts: 6781 Location: Struggle Town
dude this is a trap no woman wants to look like valentines is a big deal to her but it certainly is. im my experience women LOVE to have flowers or something delivered to their work so all their work mates will be really fucking jealous.
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Post subject: Re: It's almost Valentine's Day and I'm confused.
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:16 pm
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Joined: Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:54 am Posts: 7189 Location: CA
Yahoo answers is redirecting the link =(
Quote:
Resolved Question V-day is coming, Are there any Pearl Jam songs that are good for giving a lap dance to my boyfriend?
I am super broke, as I just lost my job. My boyfriend is a huge fan of Pearl Jam. I have never given a lap dance before, so if anyone knows any songs that would be great! Also if you have any pointers...that could help too! Haha. Is there a site you can learn how to lapdance from? Thank you guys!
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Woo Pearl Jam are awesome, Um...I am not too sure of a song that will go well with a lap dance, but you can listen to one of their heavier songs, like once, go, animal, and make out hardcore,... Or have a listen to some of their songs on youtube and chose a song you think will best fit with a lap dance. Have fun & good luck!
Post subject: Re: It's almost Valentine's Day and I'm confused.
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:48 pm
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Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am Posts: 18049
1 nad short wrote:
dude this is a trap no woman wants to look like valentines is a big deal to her but it certainly is. im my experience women LOVE to have flowers or something delivered to their work so all their work mates will be really fucking jealous.
This gal knows what she's talkin' aboot!
I was at the store today and I had to buy those boxed valentines for grade schools, you know...the GI Joe ones and the Transformers ones...
....the potted tulips were SO pretty. Reds and pinks! I didn't buy myself any though.
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Post subject: Re: It's almost Valentine's Day and I'm confused.
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:42 am
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Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:36 am Posts: 6781 Location: Struggle Town
px wrote:
1 nad short wrote:
dude this is a trap no woman wants to look like valentines is a big deal to her but it certainly is. im my experience women LOVE to have flowers or something delivered to their work so all their work mates will be really fucking jealous.
This gal knows what she's talkin' aboot!
I was at the store today and I had to buy those boxed valentines for grade schools, you know...the GI Joe ones and the Transformers ones...
....the potted tulips were SO pretty. Reds and pinks! I didn't buy myself any though.
sometimes i do feel bad for guys...i can be especially difficult to be in a relationship with
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sometimes i do feel bad for guys...i can be especially difficult to be in a relationship with