im a huge fan of interjecting these into conversation, how bout you guys?

Like what?

I like to boldly split infinitives.

um i can't really think of them right now

and i guess not 100% non-sequiters, but usually they only have slight bearing on the conversation at hand, but that was the best way i could describe them.

I'm sure there are some examples in my posts somewhere.

The vague and innocuous are the most important parts of the whole thing though, the non-sequiter is just a bonus.

Like somebody making a party foul and me going "this is how the economic crisis happened"?

yeah something along those lines

although i like the ones where people are slightly puzzled by it at the same time more(like they think it might be serious but can't tell where you're going with it).

dk, this may be your best thread yet.

i can vouch for this phenomenon's awesomeness.

Yeah, I do this all the time.

I end my sentences with prepositions

i think it works better on message boards so

Yeah that's what I was going for, I suck, I was expecting a

Thanks for not shoving it in my face dk

I like Kurt Vonnegut's practice of starting sentences with "but" or "and". He's reasoning was everything comes from everything else so it makes sense to start a thought with "and".

although it might not be gramatically correct, it's not that uncommon for everyday usage in speech

Exactly. And the fact that a professional, highly acclaimed, writer made it a practice, it allows us to use it (if done well) in written work as well.

...so it goes.

...and the winner is:

"You know, the Nazi's had flair they made the Jews wear."

One bird said to thodoks, "poo-tee-weet?".

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see what i did there?

Are you fucking serious?

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