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given2trade
 Post subject: tonight
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:27 am 
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i'm going to a single valentines day party at a club.

post your cheesy pickup lines here.

i'll start...

"so, nobody loves you?"

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windedsailor
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lennytheweedwhacker
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you should just stay in and post here

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Dev
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do you think girls would be more willing than usual tonight
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given2trade
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Dev wrote:
do you think girls would be more willing than usual tonight


thats the theory

however, anything is greater than 0 which is my historical hit rate at a club going back 29 years.

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windedsailor
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
you should just stay in and post here


i'll be here

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lennytheweedwhacker
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windedsailor wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
you should just stay in and post here


i'll be here


I always rather liked you.

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given2trade
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
you should just stay in and post here


will you have webcam sex with me?

or just let me watch?

or just let me think about you while i jerk off?

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given2trade wrote:
Dev wrote:
do you think girls would be more willing than usual tonight


thats the theory


yeah I'm just so fucking exhausted I don't have it in me
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lennytheweedwhacker
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given2trade wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
you should just stay in and post here


will you have webcam sex with me?

or just let me watch?

or just let me think about you while i jerk off?


That's a bit creepy.

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given2trade
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
given2trade wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
you should just stay in and post here


will you have webcam sex with me?

or just let me watch?

or just let me think about you while i jerk off?


That's a bit creepy.


yah

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lennytheweedwhacker
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given2trade wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
given2trade wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
you should just stay in and post here


will you have webcam sex with me?

or just let me watch?

or just let me think about you while i jerk off?


That's a bit creepy.


yah


But if you do go to the club tonight please print out this exchange and distribute to all the single ladies

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given2trade
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
given2trade wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
given2trade wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
you should just stay in and post here


will you have webcam sex with me?

or just let me watch?

or just let me think about you while i jerk off?


That's a bit creepy.


yah


But if you do go to the club tonight please print out this exchange and distribute to all the single ladies


my cover will be blown then

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lennytheweedwhacker
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given2trade wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
given2trade wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
given2trade wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
you should just stay in and post here


will you have webcam sex with me?

or just let me watch?

or just let me think about you while i jerk off?


That's a bit creepy.


yah


But if you do go to the club tonight please print out this exchange and distribute to all the single ladies


my cover will be blown then


tell them you're PMA

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given2trade
 Post subject: Re: tonight
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:46 am 
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
given2trade wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
given2trade wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
given2trade wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
you should just stay in and post here


will you have webcam sex with me?

or just let me watch?

or just let me think about you while i jerk off?


That's a bit creepy.


yah


But if you do go to the club tonight please print out this exchange and distribute to all the single ladies


my cover will be blown then


tell them you're PMA


:idea:

that's a very funny idea

not PMA specifically but pretending like you you're someone else

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dscans
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wanna go out for some pizza and then fuck?
(in the rare case she says no)
what, you don't like pizza?

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given2trade
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dscans wrote:
wanna go out for some pizza and then fuck?
(in the rare case she says no)
what, you don't like pizza?


how many times has this worked for you?

also, its 11 PM. isn't it a little late for pizza?

i mean i know about drunk pizza eating but it sounds like you are asking for a sit down pizza date

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steveo2
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given2trade
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steveo2 wrote:
"hey girl i am really popular on this grunge bands message board."


you think i'm popular? dev didn't think so

:oops: :oops: :oops:

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given2trade
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my friend will be here in 30-45 minutes and i

1) have finished a bottle of wine
2) not showered
3) would rather sit here and talk to you all

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