EDIT: The bolds didn't come through and I'm too lazy to do them all. You get the idea.
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So you know how when you start typing a search into Google, it gives you the suggested searches based on page hits with those words?
Go to Google, and type what is in bold to find the following:
• 303,000 pages from people asking or answering: I am extremely terrified of chinese people. • 5,310,000 pages from people asking or answering: How to get pregnant. • 69,400,000 people asking How to make money. • 32,600,000: How to get over someone. • 3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me. • 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants. • 3,300,000: I have a large uterus. • 256,000,000: I want to die. • 112,000: I hate a lovely bunch of coconuts (lots of swallows surfing the web). • 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much. • 528,000: Why do indians smell. • 63,500,000: Why do I sleep so much. • 680,000: Why do I have green poop. • 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends. • 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea. • 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge. • 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much. • 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas. • 456,000: Why do men have nipples. • 6,000,000: Why men don't call. • 8,380,000: Why men lie. • 11,000,000: Why women have affairs. • 36,500,000: Why women lie. • 94,200,000: Why Obama should be president. • 19,100,000: Why Obama should not be president. • 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot. • 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger. • 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party (at Jason's house, in Jason's pants). • 818,000: I think im pregnant. • 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4. • Almost 800,000,000: Who do I vote for. • 4,980,000: I want a new drug. • 114,000,000: I want a wife (114 million people are nuts). • 783,000: I have one testicle. • 21,900,000: I have one more drink. • 12,400,000: I have three breasts. • 320,000: I have three testicles. • 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends. • 610,000: I have four sides, all opposite sides are parallel, I have no right angles. What am I. • 159,000,000: When to work. • 126,000,000: When to say I love you. • 2,730,000: Sleep is for sissies. • 2,890,000: I smeel like poop.. • 1,510,000: What is a recession. • 1,400,000: I have a hard time swallowing. • 338,000: I have a big bag of crabs here. • 1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge.
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