Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:04 pm Posts: 39920 Gender: Male
Hi, I'm Tyrone Jansen, I'm here to bust yo ass and yo head into shape
Flabby stomach? love handles? no problem, I'll get you slim, trim and abs tight as a rocc
Depressed? daddy touch you when you was little? while you're sweating off that ass on the treadmill I'll give you my own special blend of psycho-therapy and fix that fucced up head of yours
You can improve your sad cracca ass lifes for only $89.99 a session
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:04 pm Posts: 39920 Gender: Male
Hi, I'm Melony, I was 20LBS overweight. I was also dealing with post-traumatic stress disorder from last year when I was raped by a gang of black men. Tyrone Jansen fixed me right up, while I was doing push ups he empowered me to not be afraid of groups of black men! Thanks Tyrone!
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:04 pm Posts: 39920 Gender: Male
Hey I'm Eric. From the ages of 7 to 12 I was molested by my local priest. It left a lasting scar on me as a person. I also wasn't happy with my weight. Tyrone had me on a strict work out plan, while I ran the treadmill he broke me down to the level of a weeping infant. Then he built me back up into the strong man I am today!
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:04 pm Posts: 39920 Gender: Male
Hello I'm Lisa, I was ashamed of my hips, I wanted to fit into my old jeans again. In addition, my mother used to lock me in the coat closet for days at a time without food or water. Tyrone made me ride a stationary bike as fast as I could while he screamed "YOU ARE A WORTHY AND GOOD PERSON" in my ear over and over again. I still still cry myself to sleep sometimes, but not as much as I used to.
Joined: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:48 pm Posts: 4552 Location: Ohio Gender: Male
Hi, I'm Gregory, but I like to go by "godeatgod" or "geg" for short, I spell words with "cc" in place of other letters a lot, and I was a poster at a forum full of closet homosexuals, but I am totally not gay nucca.
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Hi, I'm Jammer, and I tend to misspell words as I am functionally illiterate. I was a poster at a forum full of past and future criminals, and I am totally without purpose or merit.
Joined: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:48 pm Posts: 4552 Location: Ohio Gender: Male
Lysander wrote:
Hi, I'm Lysander, and I tend to follow people around and post negative things about them so I can feel better. I am a poster at a forum but yet all I do is troll to start arguments. I like to bend things far out of context and edit posts to my liking.
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Hi, I'm Lysander, and I tend to follow people around and post negative things about them so I can feel better. I am a poster at a forum but yet all I do is troll to start arguments. I like to bend things far out of context and edit posts to my liking.
Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 20059 Gender: Male
Lysander wrote:
Jammer91 wrote:
Lysander wrote:
Hi, I'm Lysander, and I tend to follow people around and post negative things about them so I can feel better. I am a poster at a forum but yet all I do is troll to start arguments. I like to bend things far out of context and edit posts to my liking.
You are finally starting to understand.
haha
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Hello Tyrone! My name is Leighton. When I was 19 I lost my lower body in a horrible car accident. Since then I've been terribly depressed and don't go out to parks or clubs as much as I used to. How can your workout routine help me?
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:04 pm Posts: 39920 Gender: Male
£ wrote:
Hello Tyrone! My name is Leighton. When I was 19 I lost my lower body in a horrible car accident. Since then I've been terribly depressed and don't go out to parks or clubs as much as I used to. How can your workout routine help me?
nicca you gonna swim that ass like Michael Phelps while I scream at you through a megaphone bout how you an emotionally and spiritually whole person
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