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tree_ · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:11 pm

Thom Yorke of Radiohead listed his top 5:

1.) In a public shower
2.) At the zoo
3.) In a toilet
4.) In a private shower
5.) At the subway station

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

thodoks top 5:

1.) in a public swimming pool
2.) on the side of a residential street
3.) on the face of a sophisticated lady
4.) in my pants
5.) in my bed

Buffalohed · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:42 pm

1. on the seat
2. in other people's shampoo bottles
3. in hot tubs
4. in empty beer bottles
5. in a cup

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

Buffalohed wrote:

2. in other people's shampoo bottles

my roommate in college did this at some random's party. hilarity (at least for us) ensued.

Buffalohed · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:49 pm

thodoks wrote:

3.) in the mouth of a sophisticated lady

With some minor modifications, this is a top notch choice.

dyingonahilltop · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:31 pm

01. outside. on a tree or something

tree_ · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:27 pm

dyingonahilltop wrote:

01. outside. on a tree or something

don't piss on me BITCH

windedsailor · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:28 pm

up into the air

tree_ · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:32 pm

dogs list:

on a fire hydrant

:haha:

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

6.) chris cornell's gate

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:23 pm

thodoks wrote:

Buffalohed wrote:

2. in other people's shampoo bottles

my roommate in college did this at some random's party. hilarity (at least for us) ensued.

You're supposed to jerk off into other people's shampoo bottles.

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

cutuphalfdead wrote:

You're supposed to jerk off into other people's ~~shampoo bottles~~ mayonnaise.

FTFY

dkfan9 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:28 pm

just outside anywhere reallly

tree_ · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:30 pm

dkfan9 wrote:

just outside anywhere reallly

you must like the feel of breeze against your Penis

dkfan9 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:31 pm

tree_ wrote:

dkfan9 wrote:

just outside anywhere reallly

you must like the feel of breeze against your Penis

it's a nice feeling

tree_ · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:35 pm

dkfan9 wrote:

tree_ wrote:

dkfan9 wrote:

just outside anywhere reallly

you must like the feel of breeze against your Penis

it's a nice feeling

nudist resorts would be uP your ally

punkdavid · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:07 pm

dkfan9 wrote:

just outside anywhere reallly

My three and a half year-old is at the age now where I have had to explain to him that the world is not his toilet. He has a habit of just whippin it out wherever and whenever we're outside. This past weekend he stood on the sidewalk outside my house and just let go a stream into the road, with like a half dozen other neighborhood kids watching and laughing.

Human Bass · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:08 pm

punkdavid wrote:

dkfan9 wrote:

just outside anywhere reallly

My three and a half year-old is at the age now where I have had to explain to him that the world is not his toilet. He has a habit of just whippin it out wherever and whenever we're outside. This past weekend he stood on the sidewalk outside my house and just let go a stream into the road, with like a half dozen other neighborhood kids watching and laughing.

He is cynic, in the original meaning of the word.

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

punkdavid wrote:

dkfan9 wrote:

just outside anywhere reallly

My three and a half year-old is at the age now where I have had to explain to him that the world is not his toilet. He has a habit of just whippin it out wherever and whenever we're outside. This past weekend he stood on the sidewalk outside my house and just let go a stream into the road, with like a half dozen other neighborhood kids watching and laughing.

this imagery really brought the lulz.

Spoiler: show: does this make me a pervert?

psychobain · **Posted:** Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:31 pm

a)on a car, owned by an asshole
b)tree
c)while youre drunk, pretty much anywhere

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