so at least five of my coworkers insist on clipping their fingernails at work. besides being unbearably annoying (....CLIP.............CLIP........CLIP........................CLIP..CLIP.....CLIP............CLIP....), it's pretty fucking disgusting.

Tell 'em you'll shart on them if they don't stop.

whys it gross?

i clip and file mine at work, and the one girl was really grossed out by it. its not like i do it in the open, i am in my own office, i take the clippings and microwave them with 5 blend mexican cheese and use it for my burritos

ok, that last part i made up but i do take the clippings and neatly toss them in the trash

sanitation isn't so much an issue if it's YOUR office, but it's still fucking annoying. i work in a fucking cube, so there's no telling where cecile and barry's respective shards end up.

but i swear to god if one of them ends up on my desk or keyboard...well....i'll probably just come to RM and bitch about it.



stop clipping your fingernails at work, peeps.

If I notice that my nails are too long and don't have time to clip them before leaving for work I take the clippers in and do it there. I know it bothers people, it bothers me when other people do it as the noise drives me crazy. I figure the 30 seconds it takes to clip my nails isn't that bad and once they get to a certain length I get really bothered by them and its on my mind till I clip them. Has to be done sometimes.

another one of my coworkers eats steamed broccoli. for breakfast.

steamed broccoli does NOT smell good at 7:00 AM, folks. god i hate her.

True story. Someone in my work once clipped his toenails under his desk into his trash can.

1) I'm not sure why fingernail droppings are that disgusting. If they were cumming at the desk, and leaving their cum on the floor/desk, I could see an issue there.

2) I bite my nails and use my fingers to trim my toes in the tub. How's that for a mental image? Good thing you guys don't know what I look like.

3) At a job I had years ago, my prick boss would cut his nose hairs with massive scissors right in front of me. That was pretty funny. I lasted 2 weeks. No joke. It had nothing to do with his grooming habits.

ive made a very concerted effort to not bite my nails, so i always have a nice clean emry board handy to file them down. working with tools and typing all day is murder on em

as far as workers eating habits, i will pit my one coworker up against anyone

he brings in three meals. usually some type of pasta takes two slots and another is usually rice and broccoli. he weighs maybe a buck ten at the most and he still is in the lunch program so he basically eats 4 big meals in a 9 hour span. how he has time to make his calls and work during the day is a mystery to me

how do i know that barry didn't just come from the bathroom and not wash his hands post-wiping? plus, plenty of people just have dirty fucking fingernails. it's really pretty gross, matt.


that's the key.

and i would totally be okay if people trimmed their nails in the bathroom.

Look, it's not good. But is it thread worthy? This could have probably gone in God's Dice's Gang thread.

i have the habit of biting my fingernails.

I bite my toenails

do you wear natshoes?

i walk barefoot at all times

holy shit this happens all the time in my office and i cant fucking stand it. Why the fuck can these people not do this shit in the privacy of their own home. makes me wanna come in to work and shave my legs at my desk and then say 'i don't know whats so gross about this'

you fart at work

lol,
bye

so the dumbest person in the office pulled a good one yesterday. she didn't come into work, and instead of following the procedure that any non-mouth breathing individual would (calling the boss, and if you can't get the boss, try to reach the most senior employees. but above all else, talk to SOMEONE to let the office know what is going on.), she instead called ME. problem #1: i'm so new and irrelevant that i'm not even ON the totem pole and am NOT the person to call. problem #2: i turn my cell phone off and leave it in the car during the day. problem #3: she didn't call anyone else.

she is astoundingly stupid, and but for being able to physically see her day in and day out, i would have never believed anyone this stupid could have possibly existed.

So how do you really feel about her?

Spoiler: show

And is she single?