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godeatgod · **Posted:** Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:28 am

When he was little he would freak out when ppl come home.

like, loose his fuccing mind.

if you hold him up he would be shaking like he's having a seizure

then he'll roll over to get scratched, you scratch him and he stops

then i noticed he started popping SERIOUS wood when ppl would come home

now he does the exact same thing, only he busts nuts all over the fuccing carpet

i can't even scratch him anymore, he's drenched in jizz.

he's not nutured(sp?), and we dont wanna do it cause it seems like its one of those creepy things white ppl do, like telling heroic ppl all your evil plans before slowly killing him.

what does this mean? is my dawg a -30 minute man?
dawgs?

Wease · **Posted:** Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:02 am

If your pooch is leaving his pearl jam all over the place, you really need to get him fixed. Unless, of course you are into the puppy spunk.

sportsfreakpete6 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:21 am

you like cats better anyways, so I wouldn't worry about it

theplatypus · **Posted:** Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:31 am

yo dawg i herd yo dawg likes carpet so we put a carpet... on your... carpet... so now yo dawg can...

Ah, I got nothin'.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:36 am

Yo dawg, I head you liked cumming so we put a cock on your cock so you can cum while you cum!

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

http://www.runnerduck.com/toy_gun.htm

Geg, build one of these, and then shoot your pup in the sack every time he spooges on the carpet.

PS: you don't need a permit for this kind of gun. :wink:

Mecca · **Posted:** Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:54 am

maybe you should stop scratching his weiner

flavdave · **Posted:** Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:06 am

Help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered.

Dev · **Posted:** Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:11 am

dude don't cock block your dog

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:11 am

geg i bet you don't even have any animals and the pictures of animals that you do post are ones found on the internet

£ · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:22 pm **Posts:** 794

PeopleMyAge wrote:

geg i bet you don't even have any animals and the pictures of animals that you do post are ones found on the internet

I bet geg's posts are just ones he finds on the internet too.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:36 am

£ wrote:

PeopleMyAge wrote:

geg i bet you don't even have any animals and the pictures of animals that you do post are ones found on the internet

I bet geg's posts are just ones he finds on the internet too.

oh shi-

Mecca · **Posted:** Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:44 am

yeah, I got my nut. SO?!

windedsailor · **Posted:** Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:54 am

with all the pussy around the house too :shake:

McParadigmatWork · **Joined:** Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:07 pm **Posts:** 1787

This thread turned out almost as well as your shit used to, geg. Especially around the time of the Price is Right pic.

given2trade · **Posted:** Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:15 pm

lol @ this being moved to the Pearl Jam forum.

Dev · **Posted:** Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:40 am

ur dog wants to fuck

My dawg keeps busting nuts everywhere

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