I am going to a party where I will be specifically drinking Dos Equis tonight. I hope I can do Dos Equis man proud.

Also, the last time I got hammered and spoke in Spanish for about an hour, I lost my virginity. This party is hispanic-themed. I will be speaking a lot of Spanish. Let's see if we can replicate that data.

for some reason spanish chicks always comment on my eyebrows and/or eyelashes

One thing I loved about my time in Mexico City was how the women there foiund me super hot. For real, everywhere I went I would get looks from the girls around, guess for being tall and pale, but still with dark hair and eyes, I guess I had a spanish conquistador flair.

Oh well, back here no one looks at me.