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Jammer91 · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:02 am

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... sham1.html

LO-motherfucking-L :lol:

£ · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:22 pm **Posts:** 794

This should probably be in GD, but that is an awesome story. Definitely my favorite of anything you've posted. Well done, Jammer.

JimNasium · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:34 am

Hahaha

That was great!

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:54 am

his chin is a lot smaller in the mugshots

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

She must have not "LOVED HIS NUTS"

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:13 am

Wes C. Addle wrote:

She must have not "LOVED HIS NUTS"

bazing!

p911gt10c · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:02 pm

Buffalohed · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:06 pm

This definitely belongs in N&D.

simple schoolboy · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:08 pm

Thetans made him do it.

£ · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:22 pm **Posts:** 794

This kid called it a few months ago. :lol:

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:08 pm

bitch bit his tongue and wouldnt let go. what's a nicca supposed to do?

flavdave · **Posted:** Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:38 pm

PeopleMyAge wrote:

bitch bit his tongue and wouldnt let go. what's a nicca supposed to do?

Some hookers don't like to be kissed.

J38ryan · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:19 am

flavdave wrote:

PeopleMyAge wrote:

bitch bit his tongue and wouldnt let go. what's a nicca supposed to do?

Some hookers don't like to be kissed.

How do you know?

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:56 am

When I first saw this thread I read it as "Shamwow salesman arrested for being a prostitute".

given2trade · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:00 am

cutuphalfdead wrote:

When I first saw this thread I read it as "Shamwow salesman arrested for being a prostitute".

Yah, me too. That would have made the story much better. It was kind of letdown when I realized I misread it.

flavdave · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:15 am

J38ryan wrote:

flavdave wrote:

PeopleMyAge wrote:

bitch bit his tongue and wouldnt let go. what's a nicca supposed to do?

Some hookers don't like to be kissed.

How do you know?

Watching documentaries late night on HBO when I was a child.

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:26 am

flavdave wrote:

J38ryan wrote:

flavdave wrote:

PeopleMyAge wrote:

bitch bit his tongue and wouldnt let go. what's a nicca supposed to do?

Some hookers don't like to be kissed.

How do you know?

Watching documentaries late night on HBO when I was a child.

even so...biting his tongue AND NOT LETTING GO? at least let go and do whatever you want...yell at him and tell him not to kiss you, or take your money and storm out, or whatever else...but biting down on his tongue and not letting go is kinda pushing it, dontcha think? after the first five/ten seconds i think you've gotten your point across.
now, did she deserve to get severely beaten? of course not...but i imagine getting your tongue bitten and that person not letting go doesn't feel very swell. if she wasn't letting go, was he supposed to just sit there (lay there?) and let her do it?

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:55 am

PeopleMyAge wrote:

flavdave wrote:

J38ryan wrote:

flavdave wrote:

PeopleMyAge wrote:

bitch bit his tongue and wouldnt let go. what's a nicca supposed to do?

Some hookers don't like to be kissed.

How do you know?

Watching documentaries late night on HBO when I was a child.

even so...biting his tongue AND NOT LETTING GO? at least let go and do whatever you want...yell at him and tell him not to kiss you, or take your money and storm out, or whatever else...but biting down on his tongue and not letting go is kinda pushing it, dontcha think? after the first five/ten seconds i think you've gotten your point across.
now, did she deserve to get severely beaten? of course not...but i imagine getting your tongue bitten and that person not letting go doesn't feel very swell. if she wasn't letting go, was he supposed to just sit there (lay there?) and let her do it?

The problem with that is hookers get killed pulling that shit. As a hooker, once she attacked she had to go all out.

bart d. · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:32 am **Posts:** 17563

flavdave wrote:

J38ryan wrote:

flavdave wrote:

PeopleMyAge wrote:

bitch bit his tongue and wouldnt let go. what's a nicca supposed to do?

Some hookers don't like to be kissed.

How do you know?

Watching documentaries late night on HBO when I was a child.

Come on, flavdave. We all know you got that tidbit from watching Pretty Woman.

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:01 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:

PeopleMyAge wrote:

flavdave wrote:

J38ryan wrote:

flavdave wrote:

PeopleMyAge wrote:

bitch bit his tongue and wouldnt let go. what's a nicca supposed to do?

Some hookers don't like to be kissed.

How do you know?

Watching documentaries late night on HBO when I was a child.

even so...biting his tongue AND NOT LETTING GO? at least let go and do whatever you want...yell at him and tell him not to kiss you, or take your money and storm out, or whatever else...but biting down on his tongue and not letting go is kinda pushing it, dontcha think? after the first five/ten seconds i think you've gotten your point across.
now, did she deserve to get severely beaten? of course not...but i imagine getting your tongue bitten and that person not letting go doesn't feel very swell. if she wasn't letting go, was he supposed to just sit there (lay there?) and let her do it?

The problem with that is hookers get killed pulling that shit. As a hooker, once she attacked she had to go all out.

again, i dont see how continuing to hold on was going to help the situation. certainly she was at risk no matter what after she did it, but the longer you hold on the more likely it becomes that you yourself are going to get hit, imo

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