Post your poems on other RMers. Be creative.

i know a guy named matt
but we just call him eric.
he doesnt have a cat.
but he fucks his dog its so pathetic.

he loves to smell his dogs farts
the smell its turns him on
he love to suck his dogs parts.
while sitting on the john.

steveo2; chud's bro
beat the shit out of creeper
making his own name


Pat H the lurker
sits in chat and says nothing
likes to drink whiskey

Mecca Mecca
The Buffalo hick
When I asked
He flopped out his dick
It’s big and fat
Long and round
When he walks
It drags on the ground

That Mickey kid
Won’t sleep with no frog
Hasn’t got time for that whiny hog
People are dyin
So why’s she cryin
‘Bout being fat?
Mickey says, ‘bitch, kids in the third world want twinkies
And you just want yo skinny jinkies.’
That Mickey kid
He’s so cold
No compassion
Now.YOU’VE.BEEN.TOLD.
You can’t inspire
Your weight problem ain’t dire
to the gym
you bettah go, lass
put the fuckin fork down
you
fat
ass.

Spoiler: show

I'm just roustin' ya Mick.

hahahaha!

geg, geg, hes our man
if he cant do it, sheeeeeiiittt

There's a limerick thread.

Got no balls
A real loser fer sure
any user name here

I like this.

I think he stole that from Walt Whitman.