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godsdice · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:03 pm

pretend you have tourettes too
then you can curse her out

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:07 pm

godsdice wrote:

pretend you have tourettes too
then you can curse her out

THIS

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

LOL @

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:09 pm

godsdice wrote:

pretend you have tourettes too
then you can curse her out

Because that's how tourettes works.

Ignorant, yo.

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:13 pm

you should be overly "retarded" in speech and mannerisms with her...
maybe even do little things as you walk past her like "accidentally" push her cart away from her while she's in the freezer grabbing something and not looking. not fully push her cart, just you know, knock it out of the way a few feet. just something to aggravate her, but small enough so she won't do anything about it

Orpheus · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:14 pm

This one female friend of mine thought I was gay when she first met me, so it can be worse.

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:16 pm

PeopleMyAge wrote:

you should be overly "retarded" in speech and mannerisms with her...
maybe even do little things as you walk past her like "accidentally" push her cart away from her while she's in the freezer grabbing something and not looking. not fully push her cart, just you know, knock it out of the way a few feet. just something to aggravate her, but small enough so she won't do anything about it

This.

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:16 pm

Orpheus wrote:

This one female friend of mine thought I was gay when she first met me, so it can be worse.

This has happened.

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

Orpheus · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:18 pm

Winter's Love wrote:

Orpheus wrote:

This one female friend of mine thought I was gay when she first met me, so it can be worse.

This has happened.

In my case I think it's because I complimented her outfit and I wasn't acting like a douchebag like every other guy at the party, but I still don't know exactly why.

Orpheus · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:21 pm

Yeah, that's pretty harsh dude.

"Do you guys know -----?"
"Oh yeah, you're that retarded guy!"

windedsailor · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:40 pm

i've been mistaken for a lady from behind, and then people see the beard and feel like jerks

bart d. · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:32 am **Posts:** 17563

windedsailor wrote:

i've been mistaken for a lady from behind, and then people see the beard and feel like jerks

But then they see the titties and feel confused.

windedsailor · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:48 pm

bart d. wrote:

windedsailor wrote:

i've been mistaken for a lady from behind, and then people see the beard and feel like jerks

But then they see the titties and feel confused.

that's how i get em

Mecca · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:48 pm

Orpheus wrote:

This one female friend of mine thought I was gay when she first met me, so it can be worse.

I thought you were until you declined my proposition.

Orpheus · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:53 pm

Mecca wrote:

Orpheus wrote:

This one female friend of mine thought I was gay when she first met me, so it can be worse.

I thought you were until you declined my proposition.*

*Penetration

Mecca · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:58 pm

Orpheus wrote:

Mecca wrote:

Orpheus wrote:

This one female friend of mine thought I was gay when she first met me, so it can be worse.

I thought you were until you declined my proposition.*

*Penetration

*implication

Orpheus · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:58 pm

I like that you dropped the numbers, but I am put off by the capitalization.

windedsailor · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:00 pm

Mecca wrote:

Orpheus wrote:

Mecca wrote:

Orpheus wrote:

This one female friend of mine thought I was gay when she first met me, so it can be worse.

I thought you were until you declined my proposition.*

*Penetration

*implication

*mutual masturbation*

Mecca · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:01 pm

Orpheus wrote:

I like that you dropped the numbers, but I am put off by the capitalization.

Green Habit suggested it. I like the capital. I've been told that Mecca is a powerful name.

mistaken for mentally challenged

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