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 Post subject: This is not a fucking April Fools joke. Im gonna be publshed
PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:22 pm 
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I'm getting a publication contract tomorrow for a lit mag. They want to run my book review, and for me to start doing this regularly for them. Not a joke. This has been in the works for a while, but the editor of the magazine got back to me today.

Fuck. Yes.

I'll link the magazine when it's totally solidified.

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Winter's Love wrote:
I'm getting a publication contract tomorrow for a lit mag. They want to run my book review, and for me to start doing this regularly for them. Not a joke. This has been in the works for a while, but the editor of the magazine got back to me today.

Fuck. Yes.

I'll link the magazine when it's totally solidified.


I found the magazine.

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 Post subject: Re: This is not a fucking April Fools joke. Im gonna be publshed
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Published in Glamour, right?


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 Post subject: Re: This is not a fucking April Fools joke. Im gonna be publshed
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Just had to tell someone. There's still a 5% chance that it doesn't go through, so I don't want to tell any RL friends because then I might have to answer to them later. But it's the lit mag based out of FSU, run by the English department and nationally circulated.

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 Post subject: Re: This is not a fucking April Fools joke. Im gonna be publshed
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Winter's Love wrote:
Just had to tell someone. There's still a 5% chance that it doesn't go through, so I don't want to tell any RL friends because then I might have to answer to them later. But it's the lit mag based out of FSU, run by the English department and nationally circulated.

I was published in Providence College's lit mag that is circulated nationally. True story.

I can't believe I forgot about that.

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Or is it this one?

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(woops, I thought this was PMA's thread)

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Is the name of your first article going to be "I want to ride you."

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 Post subject: Re: This is not a fucking April Fools joke. Im gonna be publshed
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How To Get Her Off Five Times and not really try and get HIV


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 Post subject: Re: This is not a fucking April Fools joke. Im gonna be publshed
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Mickey,

First, Congrats. Second, why the need for the expletive in the thread title? Is this how published authors behave?


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 Post subject: Re: This is not a fucking April Fools joke. Im gonna be publshed
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 Post subject: Re: This is not a fucking April Fools joke. Im gonna be publshed
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washing machine wrote:
Mickey,

First, Congrats. Second, why the need for the expletive in the thread title? Is this how published authors behave?


Not published yet. I'm getting it out of my system before I have to be all reserved and cynical and whatnot.

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 Post subject: Re: This is not a fucking April Fools joke. Im gonna be publshed
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Winter's Love wrote:
washing machine wrote:
Mickey,

First, Congrats. Second, why the need for the expletive in the thread title? Is this how published authors behave?


Not published yet. I'm getting it out of my system before I have to be all reserved and cynical and whatnot.

Ah, yes.


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 Post subject: Re: This is not a fucking April Fools joke. Im gonna be publshed
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Can you mail me a copy of this? It will be worth a lot of money when dateline does their safe sex story on you and what *could* happen your first time.

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 Post subject: Re: This is not a fucking April Fools joke. Im gonna be publshed
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Not funny, Matty.

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congrats, mickey.

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you better hope she's not having twins or triplets.


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you could have your own tv show. you know what i'd call it?


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 Post subject: Re: This is not a fucking April Fools joke. Im gonna be publshed
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Not funny, Matty.


Come on, a little funny, amirite?

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