Red Mosquito • View topic - Which of these two types of people would you enjoy meeting?

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:56 am

i'll take door number 1

washing machine · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:57 am

Here's my answer:

Spoiler: show

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:58 am

So the question boils down to: some laid-back guys at a baseball game who you could have some beers with, or some creepy asian man who probably spends the whole day in the library reading back issues of US Forestry Dept. Reports?

Yeah I'll go number one.

Hello Bedwetter · **Joined:** Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:48 am **Posts:** 84

The guy in the background who stepped in dog shit.

washing machine · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:00 am

the second guy is actually the laid back one. He's taking time to just sit, relax, smoke and watch the world go by.

The douchebags wearing mismatched hoodies and worn out flip flops look like the type of guys that make immature remarks about the water being "cold and deep" when they take a piss.

parchy · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:50 am **Posts:** 11842

washing machine wrote:

the second guy is actually the laid back one. He's taking time to just sit, relax, smoke and watch the world go by.

The douchebags wearing mismatched hoodies and worn out flip flops look like the type of guys that make immature remarks about the water being "cold and deep" when they take a piss.

im gonna maim you

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:01 am

You really like pretending to be deep, huh man?

washing machine · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:02 am

Winter's Love wrote:

You really like pretending to be deep, huh man?

who me?

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:03 am

mmhmm.

washing machine · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:03 am

Winter's Love wrote:

mmhmm.

How so?

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:04 am

It's that whole, "Man, this guy's relaxed, watching the world go by, observing. Sometimes we all just need to watch the world go by, appreciate little beauties, have meaningful conversations, play bocce ball in our backyards wearing birkenstocks", you know?

washing machine · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:08 am

Winter's Love wrote:

It's that whole, "Man, this guy's relaxed, watching the world go by, observing. Sometimes we all just need to watch the world go by, appreciate little beauties, have meaningful conversations, play bocce ball in our backyards wearing birkenstocks", you know?

Is that mentality better or worse than buckles on sandals?

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:10 am

washing machine wrote:

Winter's Love wrote:

It's that whole, "Man, this guy's relaxed, watching the world go by, observing. Sometimes we all just need to watch the world go by, appreciate little beauties, have meaningful conversations, play bocce ball in our backyards wearing birkenstocks", you know?

Is that mentality better or worse than buckles on sandals?

It's just kinda like, "Hey I'm deep, well, I don't do much deep thinking, but Jack Kerouac's later work made me think that appreciating simple things is deep, and I want to look smart, so I stop and let the world go by, appreciate little things, maybe take a drive to nowhere in particular, just to drive you know? And with my Birkenstocks on, everyone will know how deep I am, how much I care about the erf, you know?"

washing machine · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:16 am

Winter's Love wrote:

washing machine wrote:

Winter's Love wrote:

It's that whole, "Man, this guy's relaxed, watching the world go by, observing. Sometimes we all just need to watch the world go by, appreciate little beauties, have meaningful conversations, play bocce ball in our backyards wearing birkenstocks", you know?

Is that mentality better or worse than buckles on sandals?

It's just kinda like, "Hey I'm deep, well, I don't do much deep thinking, but Jack Kerouac's later work made me think that appreciating simple things is deep, and I want to look smart, so I stop and let the world go by, appreciate little things, maybe take a drive to nowhere in particular, just to drive you know? And with my Birkenstocks on, everyone will know how deep I am, how much I care about the erf, you know?"

what the hell has made you so grouchy?

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:18 am

Birkenstocks killed my parents.

Hello Bedwetter · **Joined:** Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:48 am **Posts:** 84

washing machine wrote:

Winter's Love wrote:

washing machine wrote:

Winter's Love wrote:

It's that whole, "Man, this guy's relaxed, watching the world go by, observing. Sometimes we all just need to watch the world go by, appreciate little beauties, have meaningful conversations, play bocce ball in our backyards wearing birkenstocks", you know?

Is that mentality better or worse than buckles on sandals?

It's just kinda like, "Hey I'm deep, well, I don't do much deep thinking, but Jack Kerouac's later work made me think that appreciating simple things is deep, and I want to look smart, so I stop and let the world go by, appreciate little things, maybe take a drive to nowhere in particular, just to drive you know? And with my Birkenstocks on, everyone will know how deep I am, how much I care about the erf, you know?"

what the hell has made you so grouchy?

He has aids.

washing machine · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:22 am

Colleges being nothing but grooming schools for the middleclass non-identity which usually finds its perfect expression on the outskirts of the campus in rows of well-to-do houses with lawns and television sets in each living room with everybody looking at the same thing and thinking the same thing at the same time while the Japhies of the world go prowling in the wilderness...

Winter's Love · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:24 am

I fucking love that passage. That whole book really. I don't think Kerouac has a good influence on young people though.

washing machine · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:26 am

But really Mickey, who do you think one could learn more from; the douches that just want to watch a fuckin' baseball game and maybe holla at some skanks/do some jager bombs or the mysterious looking guy that probably has a story or two to tell and happens to have an extra cigarette in his pocket if you've got the time?

Which of these two types of people would you enjoy meeting?

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