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Play C3 · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:34 pm

youre the last person i thought would make a thread with a title that suggests harm to kittens.

EllisEamos · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:48 pm

i like real wicker easter baskets, not fake plastic ones.

you?

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:19 pm

but gravity always wins

EllisEamos · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:22 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:

but gravity always wins

so its rock, paper, scissors, gravity... that doesn't seem right?!

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:23 pm

EllisEamos wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

but gravity always wins

so its rock, paper, scissors, gravity... that doesn't seem right?!

man, cockroach, nuclear bomb

EllisEamos · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:25 pm

why is scissors almost always plural?

you can have one scissor?

EllisEamos · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:26 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:

EllisEamos wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

but gravity always wins

so its rock, paper, scissors, gravity... that doesn't seem right?!

man, cockroach, nuclear bomb

those seem difficult to represent with your hands

Patrick Bateman · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:27 pm

EllisEamos wrote:

why is scissors almost always plural?

you can have one scissor?

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:29 pm

EllisEamos wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

EllisEamos wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

but gravity always wins

so its rock, paper, scissors, gravity... that doesn't seem right?!

man, cockroach, nuclear bomb

those seem difficult to represent with your hands

a friend of mine ame up with hand representations for them once. man beats cockroach, nuke beats man, cockroach beats nuke.

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:29 pm

EllisEamos wrote:

why is scissors almost always plural?

you can have one scissor?

one blade is really going to do much though...unless you stab at the paper and try to cut it that way

EllisEamos · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:33 pm

Patrick Bateman wrote:

EllisEamos wrote:

why is scissors almost always plural?

you can have one scissor?

i've heard the song, liked it actually, but if you're just holding one arm of a scissor, wouldn't be classified as a knife? i thought in order to be a scissor it had to be two blades crossing each other?

mind = blown.

Patrick Bateman · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:36 pm

EllisEamos wrote:

Patrick Bateman wrote:

EllisEamos wrote:

why is scissors almost always plural?

you can have one scissor?

i've heard the song, liked it actually, but if you're just holding one arm of a scissor, wouldn't be classified as a knife? i thought in order to be a scissor it had to be two blades crossing each other?

mind = blown.

Man, if it's two blades crossing each other, you have scissors.
I have a headache now.

EllisEamos · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:40 pm

Patrick Bateman wrote:

EllisEamos wrote:

Patrick Bateman wrote:

EllisEamos wrote:

why is scissors almost always plural?

you can have one scissor?

i've heard the song, liked it actually, but if you're just holding one arm of a scissor, wouldn't be classified as a knife? i thought in order to be a scissor it had to be two blades crossing each other?

mind = blown.

Man, if it's two blades crossing each other, you have scissors.
I have a headache now.

i realize that much, but how is it still a "scissor" if its just one blade. isn't that already referred to as a knife?

Patrick Bateman · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:42 pm

EllisEamos wrote:

Patrick Bateman wrote:

EllisEamos wrote:

Patrick Bateman wrote:

EllisEamos wrote:

why is scissors almost always plural?

you can have one scissor?

i've heard the song, liked it actually, but if you're just holding one arm of a scissor, wouldn't be classified as a knife? i thought in order to be a scissor it had to be two blades crossing each other?

mind = blown.

Man, if it's two blades crossing each other, you have scissors.
I have a headache now.

i realize that much, but how is it still a "scissor" if its just one blade. isn't that already referred to as a knife?

Can you buy A scissor ?

EllisEamos · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:53 pm

wikipedia wrote:

The noun "scissors" is treated as a plural noun, and therefore takes a plural verb ("these scissors are"). Alternatively, this tool is also referred to as "a pair of scissors", in which case it (a pair) is singular and therefore takes a singular verb ("this pair of scissors is"). (In theory each of the two blades of the tool is a "scissor" in its own right, although in practice such usage is seldom heard.

that settles it for me, its just another of the many idiot english language "exceptions" to the rules.

and to answer your question:

Spoiler: show: yes.

Patrick Bateman · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:55 pm

EllisEamos wrote:

wikipedia wrote:

The noun "scissors" is treated as a plural noun, and therefore takes a plural verb ("these scissors are"). Alternatively, this tool is also referred to as "a pair of scissors", in which case it (a pair) is singular and therefore takes a singular verb ("this pair of scissors is"). (In theory each of the two blades of the tool is a "scissor" in its own right, although in practice such usage is seldom heard.

that settles it for me, its just another of the many idiot english language "exceptions" to the rules.

and to answer your question:

Spoiler: show: yes.

"Half a scissor" !!??!! Holy shit dude, mind = fucking blown

EllisEamos · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:58 pm

Patrick Bateman wrote:

EllisEamos wrote:

wikipedia wrote:

The noun "scissors" is treated as a plural noun, and therefore takes a plural verb ("these scissors are"). Alternatively, this tool is also referred to as "a pair of scissors", in which case it (a pair) is singular and therefore takes a singular verb ("this pair of scissors is"). (In theory each of the two blades of the tool is a "scissor" in its own right, although in practice such usage is seldom heard.

that settles it for me, its just another of the many idiot english language "exceptions" to the rules.

and to answer your question:

Spoiler: show: yes.

"Half a scissor" !!??!! Holy shit dude, mind = fucking blown

i know right, i poured a vodka on the rocks after posting that.

head ache is gone.

PeopleMyAge · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:42 pm

EllisEamos · **Posted:** Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:11 am

but where's the kitten?....

oh...

OH!!

ewwwwwwwwww.

:shake:

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