I heard this on the radio on my drive into work this morning and just had to laugh
Friend Says Woman Has Been Acting Strangely Recently
UPDATED: 11:42 am EST March 4, 2005
GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. -- A 40-year-old woman described as a transient was jailed in Grand Junction -- accused of jumping a fence to wrestle naked with a dog.
An arrest affidavit indicated that Katherine Earle scaled the four-foot fence just before midnight Tuesday, then stripped in order to wrestle with the male Labrador retriever-blue heeler mix.
Residents of the home awoke from the noise and called police.
Responding officers said Earle told them she was having sex with the dog, and that she does it all the time. The dog's owner, Six Starr, said that Earle has been friendly with the dog, but that Earle has been acting strangely for the past six months.
“What took place last night, I don’t even want to guess,” Starr told the Grand Junction Sentinel.
The dog wasn't injured, according to KMGH-TV in Denver.
Police arrested Earle on a previous warrant and took her to the Mesa County Jail to serve a 25-day sentence.
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YOU ARE ALL JUST JEALOUS that your teams will never have the success in your lifetime the Pats are having right now... deal with it you pussies
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This makes perfect sense. I mean, wrestling a dog while dressed is unfair b/c your clothing would shield you from the clawing and scratching that the dog depends on in a fair fight.
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