"Every time two baseball players collide into each other in the outfield it looks like they were shot. ... Baseball players are made out of tissue paper"

Barkley about his improving golf game. "If I could find the guy who invented that game, I'd beat the hell out of him,"

those aren't even good barkley quotes, try again peeps.

i liked them, so there


plus those are just recent ones. maybe we can fill this up with all cb quotes, snap to it jimmy

Remember when John Lester threw that no-hitter?
Barkley said something like: "yeah, but it was agains the Royals so it should only count as 1/2 of a no-hitter."

(apologies to Royals fans)

How about we fill this up with c_b quotes instead.

Spoiler: show

I love Barkley though.

I would watch a show with Charles Barkley and Shaq. I hope someone makes that happen.

c_b quotes, itd be easy,

"youre a fool cause you believe in a god"

"I don't know why Bill Laimbeer wants to fight me. He's not even one of the top ten contenders."

A few of my favorites.


On North Carolina missing 22 of its last 23 shots in losing to Georgetown in the NCAA tournament last weekend: "Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots."

Arriving at a Knicks game and being swarmed by reporters: "You want to talk to me? I guess it's not like you have a team to cover."

"It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house."

He should have said, "I envy Bill Laimbeer, he has 2 rings."

luke walton has three

Wait, Barkley is really complaining about people spitting at him?? I guess the saliva doesn't fall far from the mouth

the one time he was talking about the olympics and curling came up, he was like "sweeping?? every woman should win a gold medal in this"

and the time he got in trouble..im not sure the player, but they were out of the game because of cramps..charles thought the cameras were off.. "cramps??!! what the fuck, is he on the rag??!!"

On Jerry Krause still being able to keep his job as GM of the Chicago Bulls: "Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey."

I couldn't pass this one up either

After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says: "Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."

i think Thoreau was a pretty good quote machine. but then again, imagine what sir charles would say after a year of solitude in the woods

"I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove."