ED.....IS NOT.....FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!

Sorry. But he's not fat. He might need to shave that birds nest on his face, but he's not fat.

As people get older, they tend to expand, in Eddie's case, his face is progressing naturally. His chipmunk cheeks are filling with nuts a little more than they used to. This is age, and definately wine as well. His "Gene Simmons" hairdo also isn't helping. Time for some pert plus conditioning shampoo, and staying a little more away from that ocean water.......it dries the locks right out. His beard is used to hide the fact that his jowels have also grown. As far as ears, by the time he's 60, he'll need to duct tape them up.

But fat? No.

....there is a chick at work with hair like that....we call her the sea hag.....

friendly workplace you got there.....

I'm just going to make a thread where we can throw all the stupid conversations about Ed being fat.

He really is a doughnut.

He's doing it on purpose so that he can get Oprah to pay him to loose weight on the show.

The way you titled this thread makes me think you're trying to marginalize this topic, but by giving its own thread, you are at the same time legitimizing it. When signals cross, you need to put a little straight on it.....

Maybe I'm legitimizing it, but at least now there is somewhere to throw the comments rather than let them derail other threads.

Plus, visitors from the Pit need to have somewhere to post on Red Mosquito.

A subthread under "Pearl Jam" called "The Pits"?

Ed, don't get too close to the stage the camera does add TEN pounds.

Maybe you should get him that new fiber supplement EVEN FLOW, because his VITALOGY looks a little low.

He's so fat you could call him Eddie and JEREMY.

He better YIELD to a diet... I mean, talk about a LIFE WASTED!

Don't reach near Eddie, you'll end up with a SEVERED HAND.

OK, I'm done for now...

Even if you don't serve seconds, Ed will COME BACK for more.

If you don't let go of that chicken wing, Ed will force you to RELEASE it, despite the fact that he's already GOT SOME chicken wings in his hand.

THere's NO WAY you can stop this fat man from eating more and more.

Yep, OFF HE GOES with another whopper.

If you are eating in your car, don't look in your REARVIEWMIRROR, you'll see Ed driving his MFC behind you drooling.

(pretty weak, but fun nonetheless)

Can I just post some of my art in this thread?

hopefully he spends plenty of time on this:

what the

Hahaha... punkdavid is my favorite former mod.

Obama?