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FloydTheBarber · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:55 pm

Anyone here going with Pearl Jam quotes on their headstones?

Here lies Philip

A man we'll soon forget.

dkfan9 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:59 pm

i don't want semen on my tombstone!

FloydTheBarber · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:00 pm

dkfan9 wrote:

i don't want semen on my tombstone!

Oh I think its a must have.

Iowaska_Experience · **Joined:** Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:56 pm **Posts:** 1158

Here lies Johnny.

He be havin' lots of women.

ejny · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:02 pm

It'll either be a giant question mark or:

"This is such a happening tailpipe of a party."

Mine · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:03 pm

Alive

Farmer John · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:10 pm

Iowaska_Experience wrote:

Here lies Johnny.

He be havin' lots of women.

Either that, or

"Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?"

dkfan9 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:24 pm

here's a depressing one

i've faced it, a life wasted, i'm never goin back again

FloydTheBarber · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:34 pm

Tried to walk with the severed head.

Muck · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:54 pm

Elderly woman behind a counter in a small town

bondcfh007 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:56 pm

when bond is dead i wanna put a little dirt on it

Anfarwoldeb · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:23 pm

'Never thought you'd habit'

mastaflatch · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:27 pm

here lies Masta.

"Put the shit in the hole."

62strat · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:35 pm

here lies David st. hubbins.... and why not?

stip · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:33 pm

whispering hands gently lead him away would be either touching or creepy. I guess it depends on what you believe

stip · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:33 pm

obeys, listens, kisses, loves

BadMusic · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:47 pm

I'd put a sound system with Stupid Mop on repeat.

shampo41 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:57 pm

A human being is now given to fly.

Iowaska_Experience · **Joined:** Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:56 pm **Posts:** 1158

You could take practically any verse from Strangest Tribe and make a killer headstone out of it.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:20 pm

BadMusic wrote:

I'd put a sound system with Stupid Mop on repeat.

CHUD

"my spanking, it's the only thing I wanted so much!"

Pearl Jam on your headstone.