Post subject: A man just came to my door and gave me a chicken.
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:14 am
Spaceman
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My dog was going nuts, I heard the doorbell, I went outside and some man said 'did someone here order some chicken?' and hands me a bag with a hot chicken in it!
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Post subject: Re: A man just came to my door and gave me a chicken.
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:15 am
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vacatetheword wrote:
My dog was going nuts, I heard the doorbell, I went outside and some man said 'did someone here order some chicken?' and hands me a bag with a hot chicken in it!
You're "special".
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I don't know. I assume it's bbq, but I didn't open the bag. I'm not going to eat it... i think it's my grandmothers. Any weird crap like that generally is.
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Plastic Soul wrote:
We can't get chicken delivered in the states, with the possible exception of Boston Market. (Do they still do that?)
we don't get chicken delivered here either. that's why it's so very weird.
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Well then, perhaps the chicken is cursed, and the only way to get rid of a cursed bbq chicken is to trick someone into inviting it into their house. I say you douse the bird in garlic, and shoot it with a silver bullet. After that, take it to the back yard, and burn it to ashes which should then be spread over consecrated ground.
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i just ate a chicken sandwich. cursed chicken = good
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I don't remember what he was wearing.
I don't turn into a were-chicken, i turn into a were-bum, But only at certain times of year.
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No Code wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Plastic Soul wrote:
We can't get chicken delivered in the states, with the possible exception of Boston Market. (Do they still do that?)
we don't get chicken delivered here either. that's why it's so very weird.
But, you know what they do deliver here?????
Damn you. That's it. I'm coming to America.
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No Code wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
No Code wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Plastic Soul wrote:
We can't get chicken delivered in the states, with the possible exception of Boston Market. (Do they still do that?)
we don't get chicken delivered here either. that's why it's so very weird.
But, you know what they do deliver here?????
Damn you. That's it. I'm coming to America.
Ohh, wait. Wait a week because I am leaving the country for a bit.
Ok. Enjoy Jamaica! (yes I am your stalker)
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cursed chicken = good
Damn you. That's it. I'm coming to America.
Ohh, wait. Wait a week because I am leaving the country for a bit.