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thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

In this thread, I will conjecture what Human Bass might say to a lovely lady in the course of carnal heat. Any other suggestions are of course welcomed.

"Prepare to have your yearning c*nt terminated, SheBeast!!1!"

Pizza the Hut · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:29 pm

It makes me sad that I will miss the climax of this thread. At least until I get out of work and come back.

godeatgod · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:29 pm

plz don't

Buffalohed · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:29 pm

godeatgod wrote:

plz don't

Skitch Patterson · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:30 pm

ill come to your ~~home~~ vagina without notice, whether you want me there or not

Pizza the Hut · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:30 pm

I almost, almost want my rank to be changed to "SheBeast!!1!"

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

"Your lawless bagina will soon meet the law and order that is my throbbing Brazilian pork sword!!"

Patrick Bateman · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:36 pm

yummy yummy

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

"Yes, wench, when all is having been done and said, you shall make happy with Human Bass leavings upon your brow!!"

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

"I will take pictures for the purpose of the internets of your expired hymen, yes virgin?"

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

(After several rounds of fun)

"Jeep it yo? JEEP IT YO? After all those funs? You have a nerve, mynx!! Do you know the amount of baby batter you have made Human Bass be deprived of already??!?!1!"

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

HB: "Say, trollop, do you have abilities to see the right time on your time-telling device?"

~~Victim~~ Female: "Well, it's about 10: 44..."

HB: "Ha! You are having a wrong!! It is Goatse:30!! Muahahehauuahaeuheuheuhahaeuhaeheu!!!"

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

"Pfft...Yes, well, what you might call a rape I instead view as a policy of an immoral and improvident monolithic government. Soon, all your sexings are belong to me!!"

Skitch Patterson · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:13 pm

ladies and gentlemen, thodoks

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:13 pm

The gd office is lucky to have you.

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

"Do no more agitation to the Human Bass or I will be forced to strike you with full force of car and then take a picture of the striking and then drag you around with a finger in the place of pink and a thumb in the place of stink as though you were a six-pack of beverages!!"

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:23 pm

this is your best work yet, kristopher

Fortuna69 · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:28 pm

Yeah, I hate to admit it... It made me laugh too. :-/

You ought to change it to a different RMer each week though

Skitch Patterson · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:07 pm

Fortuna69 wrote:

You ought to change it to a different RMer each week though

EK'd

theplatypus · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:22 pm

I came for the nose-kissing, stayed for the hauehs.

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