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 Post subject: Magic Wand
PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:44 pm 
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Someone awoke my magic wand.
Made it feel tingly.

Pointed in the direction of north now.
All there for the world to see...my magic wand.

What's happening now?
Side to side; back and forth.

Release! Release! Release!

Soft and gentle now. Time to cleanse away the aftermath.
Time to hit the hay.

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Jesus, you suck, girl.

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Jesus, you suck, girl.


:finger:

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Coach wrote:
malice wrote:
Jesus, you suck, girl.


:finger:


and you're played out too!

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Played out? What does that actually mean?
Do you not like my poetry?
Do you prefer "emotional toilet?" (no offense to the person who wrote that)

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Coach wrote:
Played out? What does that actually mean?
Do you not like my poetry?
Do you prefer "emotional toilet?" (no offense to the person who wrote that)


I preferred 'emotional toilet' :)


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Coach wrote:
Played out? What does that actually mean?
Do you not like my poetry?
Do you prefer "emotional toilet?" (no offense to the person who wrote that)


played out. as in your little schtick of making fun of everything - it's been done before.
to death.
and usually more humorously than your little attempts. From the stupid signature line crap to the badly done 'poems' you've posted here- it's all been done, better.

I don't like anything you've posted in this forum- you wanna call it poetry- that's on you, whatever, you know and everyone else knows it's bullshit.

and between you and me and the 40 or so other people who like to post things in this forum on a regular basis- yes, I prefer anything that's sincere to your crappy attempts at making fun of people..

feel free to flip me off again now- because that's oh, so funny. not to mention original.

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How about a couple of your classic Death Poems, Malice?


TS Ed


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malice wrote:
Coach wrote:
Played out? What does that actually mean?
Do you not like my poetry?
Do you prefer "emotional toilet?" (no offense to the person who wrote that)


played out. as in your little schtick of making fun of everything - it's been done before.
to death.
and usually more humorously than your little attempts. From the stupid signature line crap to the badly done 'poems' you've posted here- it's all been done, better.

I don't like anything you've posted in this forum- you wanna call it poetry- that's on you, whatever, you know and everyone else knows it's bullshit.

and between you and me and the 40 or so other people who like to post things in this forum on a regular basis- yes, I prefer anything that's sincere to your crappy attempts at making fun of people..

feel free to flip me off again now- because that's oh, so funny. not to mention original.


Now that you know you don't like my art, then you don't have to read it. :roll:

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ts_editor wrote:
How about a couple of your classic Death Poems, Malice?


TS Ed


where you been, girl?

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Coach wrote:
malice wrote:
Coach wrote:
Played out? What does that actually mean?
Do you not like my poetry?
Do you prefer "emotional toilet?" (no offense to the person who wrote that)


played out. as in your little schtick of making fun of everything - it's been done before.
to death.
and usually more humorously than your little attempts. From the stupid signature line crap to the badly done 'poems' you've posted here- it's all been done, better.

I don't like anything you've posted in this forum- you wanna call it poetry- that's on you, whatever, you know and everyone else knows it's bullshit.

and between you and me and the 40 or so other people who like to post things in this forum on a regular basis- yes, I prefer anything that's sincere to your crappy attempts at making fun of people..

feel free to flip me off again now- because that's oh, so funny. not to mention original.


Now that you know you don't like my art, then you don't have to read it. :roll:


great, art about your penis. how compelling. :roll: :roll: :roll:

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That's it. I'm going to Wyoming.
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This place has turned ugly. Time to move on.


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 Post subject: Re: Magic Wand
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Coach wrote:
Someone awoke my magic wand.
Made it feel tingly.

Pointed in the direction of north now.
All there for the world to see...my magic wand.

What's happening now?
Side to side; back and forth.

Release! Release! Release!

Soft and gentle now. Time to cleanse away the aftermath.
Time to hit the hay.


I also tweaked this poem with an update

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 Post subject: Re: Magic Wand
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Malice wasn't much into penis poetry. Wow.

Nice work Coach. Stick it to em----errrr, stick to it.

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 Post subject: Re: Magic Wand
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stunning

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 Post subject: Re: Magic Wand
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px wrote:
Malice wasn't much into penis poetry. Wow.

Nice work Coach. Stick it to em----errrr, stick to it.


stick it, that's it!

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 Post subject: Re: Magic Wand
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In 2007, the animosity in this thread swelled with each post. Throbbing animosity. :shake:

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This place has turned ugly. Time to move on.

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