this is getting close

This may indeed happen. Although this is technically our "real" honeymoon, so I have to run it by the wife.

Well, in that case I will buy you both dinner. How do you like them apples!

in baltimore?

I've always wanted to use that.

I will bring Old Bay and crab chips.

I almost read this as edzeppe, and it's funny he posted here, because it would be a union of two of my least favorite people on this board. WTGG

yay, new enemy!

Matt: You do realize I'm going to flood you with PMs, right?

edzeppe: Don't worry about jcurley, he's kind of a freak.

Jorge, why would you do that?

I have a lot of questions for bart. And about bart.

I'm probably the biggest bart fan on the board

I have a feeling if we meet he will make me sign a confidentiality agreement.

this is really getting close

That girl at the deli was pretty hot, given. You should go back there and strike up a conversation.

You think she was interested?

You could have struck up an innocent conversation to gauge whether or not she is and lay the groundwork for future encounters. Although she did seem a little annoyed at how long it took you and my wife to select drinks.

She was annoyed cause the last time I boned her I only lasted a minute or so. It had nothing to do with the drinks.

Well, the drinks weren't the only things that annoyed her. My penis being the other thing

so


is bart horribly disfigured or what

Forgot about that post. I apologize to both of you guys. Unsolicited and unfounded. Mecca, you have a pretty good handle on me.