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dscans · **Posted:** Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:37 am

Sometimes when I'm home alone, I go into the kitchen cuz imma fix myself a drink. Then I realize I have to pee, and I just go in the sink as long as there's no dishes in there.

dscans · **Posted:** Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:39 am

I'm 6'3 and a 1/2" but I tell people I'm 6'4"

Rebar · **Posted:** Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:59 am

what if the drain is shut? do you reach in after peeing and unplug it?

dscans · **Posted:** Sun Jan 03, 2010 6:10 am

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

what if the drain is shut? do you reach in after peeing and unplug it?

omg, that hasn't happened yet. I'd probably just sleep on it and hope it went away.

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

i thought this was about jerking off outta the shower

dscans · **Posted:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:56 am

I just peed in the sink again.

dscans · **Posted:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:58 am

Whenever I want to order Chinese food, I always go to the place and order it cuz I fear if I call I won't understand them over the phone and my order will get screwed up.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:08 am

you did the wrong thing by coming here...freak

given2trade · **Posted:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:32 am

i've killed a few people

dscans · **Posted:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:00 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

you did the wrong thing by coming here...freak

maybe I'll post a picture of myself to really come clean.

uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

you did the wrong thing by coming here...freak

Haha.

Mascara Snake · **Joined:** Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:31 pm **Posts:** 75

You sir, have problems!

JimNasium · **Posted:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:00 pm

Mascara Snake wrote:

You sir, have problems!

But a bitch ain't one

EllisEamos · **Posted:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:38 pm

why not put the bar in the bathroom?

godeatgod · **Posted:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:05 pm

why not do a poop into the sink

dscans · **Posted:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:40 pm

dscans wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

you did the wrong thing by coming here...freak

maybe I'll post a picture of myself to really come clean.

I'm not sure what this was supposed to mean

dscans · **Posted:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:40 pm

EllisEamos wrote:

why not put the bar in the bathroom?

McParadigm · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:07 pm **Posts:** 12393

Whenever I go over to a friend's house, I make it a point to pee in the bathroom sink instead of the toilet. It's just a nice little way of establishing dominance.

dscans · **Posted:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:45 pm

McParadigm wrote:

Whenever I go over to a friend's house, I make it a point to pee in the bathroom sink instead of the toilet. It's just a nice little way of establishing dominance.

I usually just leave an upper decker.

McParadigm · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:07 pm **Posts:** 12393

dscans wrote:

McParadigm wrote:

Whenever I go over to a friend's house, I make it a point to pee in the bathroom sink instead of the toilet. It's just a nice little way of establishing dominance.

I usually just leave an upper decker.

Stay classy.

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