Board index » Word on the Street... » General Discussion




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 302 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 16  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: How many 5-year-olds could you take on at once?
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:21 am 
Offline
User avatar
Supersonic
 Profile

Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:24 pm
Posts: 12990
Location: Ohio.
Saw this on another forum, thought it was funny/kind of interesting.

Image

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
- The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.


I'm thinking like 9-10? I was wrestling with my little 5 year old cousin earlier today and I can't imagine it being real hard to take him on and 8 of his friends in a fight. A good hard kick in the face would do 'em in, wouldn't it? I guess if they all started clinging to your ankles it would be kinda hard to move, then they'd pile on top of you or something.

Sorry if you find this a little sick. If it helps you, imagine they're little 5 year old zombies who want your blood.


Last edited by dyingonahilltop on Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:31 am 
Offline
User avatar
In a van down by the river
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am
Posts: 33031
i would have to say at least 50.

i would take the biggest fucker i could find, and grab him by his legs and just twirl around like i was going to do the hammer throw

_________________
maybe we can hum along...


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:34 am 
Offline
User avatar
Of Counsel
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:14 am
Posts: 37778
Location: OmaGOD!!!
Gender: Male
This is a seriously sick scenario. A very fucked up mind thought up all those rules.

That said, I think I could take around a dozen five year-olds before they took me.

_________________
Unfortunately, at the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius, the Flower Children jerked off and went back to sleep.


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:37 am 
Offline
User avatar
Stone's Bitch
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:42 am
Posts: 11014
Location: Mizzou
Gender: Male
I'm thinking about 15. I'm a big guy and I'm a dirty fighter.

_________________
"Red rover, red rover, let Mike McCready take over."


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:38 am 
Offline
User avatar
Black Metal Hero
 Profile

Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:04 pm
Posts: 39920
Gender: Male
Peeps wrote:
i would have to say at least 50.

i would take the biggest fucker i could find, and grab him by his legs and just twirl around like i was going to do the hammer throw

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:43 am 
Offline
User avatar
Supersonic
 Profile

Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:24 pm
Posts: 12990
Location: Ohio.
Peeps wrote:
i would have to say at least 50.

i would take the biggest fucker i could find, and grab him by his legs and just twirl around like i was going to do the hammer throw


Yeah, that is a good idea. But 50?


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:46 am 
Offline
User avatar
In a van down by the river
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am
Posts: 33031
dyingonahilltop wrote:
Peeps wrote:
i would have to say at least 50.

i would take the biggest fucker i could find, and grab him by his legs and just twirl around like i was going to do the hammer throw


Yeah, that is a good idea. But 50?


im 6ft tall, 250lbs, and when i get pissed, i get pissed, trust me, it wouldnt be a contest at all for me to take out 50 little rugrats

_________________
maybe we can hum along...


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:47 am 
Offline
User avatar
Got Some
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:45 am
Posts: 2814
Location: Mooninites duplicate, reunite, and annihilate
Not many. small children, especial in large numbers, scare the fuck out of me.

_________________
Bonticherep wrote:
automobile failure, with sex problems have begun.

banditoshu wrote:
Never say give up
[url=http://]contractor memphis roofing[/url]

Image


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:49 am 
Offline
Supersonic
 YIM  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:25 am
Posts: 11849
Location: west coast
Plastic Soul wrote:
Not many. small children, especial in large numbers, scare the fuck out of me.
exactly. i dont think i could match their energy level :lol:

_________________
I was unsure what to do; I'd never seen a girl choke on dick before. I thought that only happened in rap songs.


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:49 am 
Offline
User avatar
Founding Bitch
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:53 pm
Posts: 8066
Location: Las Vegas via Rockford (Roscoe), IL
Gender: Female
None. I'd run the other way and forfeit. I wouldn't want a bunch of screaming 5 year olds anywhere near me. :?

_________________
Frank :peace:
Kevin :peace:

At night I drink myself to sleep and pretend
I don't care that you're not here with me
Cause it's so much easier to handle
all my problems if I'm too far out to sea


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:27 am 
Offline
User avatar
Landry
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:50 am
Posts: 11842
If they were all 11, you couldn't take down 5... I worked with 11-13 year olds for 3 years and if you get ones that are normal/active and they all went at you at once, they could take anybody that isn't Chuck Norris down


If they were 5? Sure, bring em on


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:31 am 
Offline
User avatar
Yeah Yeah Yeah
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:34 am
Posts: 5786
Location: 'Cuse
Monkey_Driven wrote:
I'm thinking about 15. I'm a big guy and I'm a dirty fighter.

_________________
Happy When I'm Dying wrote:
Right here. I am so pwned, whatever that means.


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:38 am 
Offline
User avatar
Unthought Known
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:11 am
Posts: 6822
Location: College Station, TX, USA
Gender: Male
This is an awesome thread.




Once I got pissed off, I could probably take out more than Peeps. Seriously.

_________________
.whoop


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:55 am 
Offline
User avatar
Force of Nature
 WWW  YIM  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:22 am
Posts: 718
Location: Oklahell
Shit, us teachers have to deal with 20 of them at once -- EVERY DAY!

_________________
ImageCountdown to baby: ANY DAY NOW!!!
Fat Toni on myspace


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 7:12 am 
Offline
User avatar
In a van down by the river
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am
Posts: 33031
ManiacalClown wrote:
This is an awesome thread.




Once I got pissed off, I could probably take out more than Peeps. Seriously.


then id double what MC would do, hed be too busy showing them pics of himself

_________________
maybe we can hum along...


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: How many 5-year-olds could you take on at once?
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 7:32 am 
Offline
User avatar
Jim's Pal
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:51 am
Posts: 15460
Location: Long Island, New York
dyingonahilltop wrote:
Saw this on another forum, thought it was funny/kind of interesting.

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
- The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.


I'm thinking like 9-10? I was wrestling with my little 5 year old cousin earlier today and I can't imagine it being real hard to take him on and 8 of his friends in a fight. A good hard kick in the face would do 'em in, wouldn't it? I guess if they all started clinging to your ankles it would be kinda hard to move, then they'd pile on top of you or something.

Sorry if you find this a little sick. If it helps you, imagine they're little 5 year old zombies who want your blood.


Image

_________________
lutor3f wrote:
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 7:47 am 
Offline
User avatar
Unthought Known
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:51 pm
Posts: 9961
Location: Sailing For Singapore
Probably about 12.

_________________
My DVD Collection

Want a reason?
How's about "because"?


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 7:49 am 
Offline
User avatar
Yeah Yeah Yeah
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:28 am
Posts: 3906
Location: the yay
I could take on as many as i wanted as long as they can all fit on the court. It will look kinda like this

Image

_________________
number is the ruler of forms and ideas and the cause of gods and demons- pythagoras


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:02 am 
Offline
User avatar
Supersonic
 Profile

Joined: Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:16 pm
Posts: 13050
Location: Keyboard warrior HQ.
jeremyvedder wrote:
I could take on as many as i wanted as long as they can all fit on the court. It will look kinda like this

Image


i think you're really fucking cool right now.

id take a fuck load. id feel like a cunt, but im always the last down in bullrush 8).

would they be posessed? i mean as soon as they see me break a dozen of their friends necks wouldnt they just cry? man im going to hell, but this thread beats your thread.

_________________
Dev wrote:
lol I got the new one cause I wanted to stay relevant


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:04 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Got Some
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:24 pm
Posts: 2675
Location: in a self-made shell
You all seem to forget they're trained to team up and all and you're not allowed to touch a wall. I'd still think 15-20. I think I'd just go and kick them all in their faces or take on of them and throw them at the others, which is kinda the primitive variation of what Peeps would do.

_________________
Silky The Pimp wrote:
I wish I still had the kind of time to spend on doing something THAT pointless. If you look at the time stamps at the right, they spent over an hour doing nothing but replying to each others' posts.


Top
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 302 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 16  Next

Board index » Word on the Street... » General Discussion


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 15 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
It is currently Mon Jul 07, 2025 4:55 pm