To Whom It May Concern:

I have bought a very nice steak (prime cut) that is currently marinating in Dales© sauce. I also have asparagus in the fridge along with ingredients for a delicious salad that include blue cheese crumbs, romaine lettuce pre washed, yellow, orange, and red peppers, a tomato, and green and black (greek) olives. Finally, I have rice cooking in the rice cooker.

I am looking for someone to make me a salad and cook both the asparagus and the steak. I'm ok with you cooking it on my indoor grill pan. The bad news is I only have enough food for one person so you will not be eating with me. The good news is I'm wiling to pay ten (10) dollars and I will talk to you while I eat.

Please reply via PM in the next 30 minutes. I will update this thread if the offer gets taken and is longer valid.

Thanks and good luck to everyone!

That dinner sure sounds good. I bet you'd get a taker on craigslist. It might be a fun experiment to try.

My days trolling craigslist for a chef chef are long over, friend.

Let us commune and talk of magnets and they mystical powers.

hmmm. make it 50 and i'm there.

Matt, how are you pal? If I were closer I would come help you watch whoever you found cook it for you.

I just did 7 beer bongs in the past half hour.........still want me to cook for u?

Edit: fuck it, we can just get mcdonalds instead.

who the fuck are you

He's upsidedown, beeyotch!

joking around.......relax bud

Guys, this offer is no longer valid. I have cooked and eaten my meal. I took photos and will be posting them tomorrow.

hey upsidedown, you wanna smoke a bowl?

my offer stands

Careful Parchy, "upsidedown" is a dear friend of mine and I'd hate to have to go all Ron Artest on you.

who wants chicken?

if it's free i'll take some

I could go for some Bar Bill chicken wings, babe.

I just came.