Post subject: The differences between work and prison
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:47 am
Black Metal Hero
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:04 pm Posts: 39920 Gender: Male
IN PRISON ...... You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK . . . . You spend most or your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON . . . . You get three meals a day.
AT WORK . . . . . You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON . . . . You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK . . . . . You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON . . . . A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK . . . . . You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself.
IN PRISON . . . . You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK . . . . . You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON . . . . You get your own toilet.
AT WORK . . . . . You have to share.
IN PRISON . . . . They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK . . . . . You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON . . . . . All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work.
AT WORK . . . . . . You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON . . . . . . You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK . . . . . . . You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON . . . . . . There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK . . . . . . . They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON . . . . . . You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK . . . . . . . You get fired if you get caught.
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:43 am Posts: 18418 Location: Anytown, USA Gender: Male
1st time i've seen this one...good stuff.
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You dont get paid for being at work, there are no benefits, you have very little human contact, you cannot quit, you have no freedom and are constantly berated with threats of sodomy and violence, you cannot even pick out your own clothes, you have to shower with other men/women, other than that its just like work....
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Post subject: Re: The differences between work and prison
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:07 am
Got Some
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:40 am Posts: 2114 Location: Coventry
godeatgod wrote:
IN PRISON ...... You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK . . . . You spend most or your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON . . . . You get three meals a day.
AT WORK . . . . . You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON . . . . You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK . . . . . You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON . . . . A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK . . . . . You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself.
IN PRISON . . . . You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK . . . . . You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON . . . . You get your own toilet.
AT WORK . . . . . You have to share.
IN PRISON . . . . They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK . . . . . You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON . . . . . All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work.
AT WORK . . . . . . You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON . . . . . . You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out. AT WORK . . . . . . . You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON . . . . . . There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK . . . . . . . They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON . . . . . . You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK . . . . . . . You get fired if you get caught.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
Unless you're in Japan
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