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 Post subject: Movie: Jonah Hex
PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2010 2:36 am 
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has anyone seen the previews for this? josh brolin and megan fox along with john malkovich

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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Yeah, this looks pret... somewhat not good.
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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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yeah, not sure how I feel about it. looks a little wonky.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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I'll be checking it out. It could be bad, but it has potential to be pretty good too. Hopefully Megan Fox will adhere to the old west law of women should not speak much.

Not that i'm a believer in that i just think it is better for her carear when she does little acting and just does what she is good at and that is looking hot.

Mastodon helped do the score for the movie so i'm pretty excited to hear it.


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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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brolin and malkovich...sure, why not?

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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im not all that familiar with the book its based off of, cept for wiki accounts

it doesnt seem so bad

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i'm just in it for the mastodon music

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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i'm just in it for the mastodon music


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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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thing is getting torn apart in reviews. I'm dissapointed


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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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did anyone really think this wasn't going to be anything but terrible?

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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I'm surprised Malkovich agreed to do a movie with Fox in it. I know she's hot, but she's got to be the worst actress in the world. I heard an interview with Brolin today and they asked him about her. He couldn't even say that she was good, he just said that she was "appropriate" for the part.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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best review ive heard:

"The only people who deserve to see Jonah Hex are Hitler and the CEO of British Petroleum. "

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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bondcfh007 wrote:
i'm just in it for the mastodon music


Me 3. They are going to release their contribution to the score in EP form on June 29th, so at least the movie was good for something.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... mID=141709

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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I still wantto see this an hold out hope it is okay. I never expected oscar worthy movie from it.


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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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Is this a Red Dead Redemption spinoff?

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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The comic is awesome.


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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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Believe it or not, I had fun with this one. Way more enjoyable than Iron Man 2 was...actually, it was probably exactly as stupid as most summer fare, but it just embraced that stupidity in such a big way. It was like the Ultimate Warrior of summer movies.

Everybody keeps a straight face, but it's like the whole movie is laughing with you WHILE you're laughing at it. Very rarely do you get to see a movie say "You know what? I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want to do. There will be no meeting you halfway, in fact it's about to get ridiculous. Now somebody strap a couple of Gatling guns to that horse and let's talk about post-Civil War crossbow dynamite missiles. And for the love of God can we get John Malkovich a floating super death cannon?!"

Plus, I mean...Will Arnett? And he says the word "magic?" I'm in.

Also, even for the short run time Megan Fox has very little screen time, for which I was grateful.


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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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wheres the megan fox pics

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Jonah Hex
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Ugh. She had like 13 minutes of screen time and it was 13 too many.

Our sex ed program has a safe sex part and an abstinence part, and a few years back a couple of kids in my homeroom had the assignment of making an abstinence comic strip. So they dew a guy and a girl, and the guy is trying to bed this chick but she turns him down...the last cell is ten years later, and she's visiting him in prison. She says "I'm happy and I went to college. Why are you in jail?" and he says "I got drunk and raped your mom."

I still have this thing hanging on my fridge.

This movie is exactly those kids' response to that assignment. It's not like they took it seriously and produced that, but it's not like they actively said "fuck this, let's be jackoffs." They were just given a stupid assignment, and they happened to be especially stupid themselves, so the end result was so utterly lost that it was fun to see.


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