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62strat · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:11 am

I drink a good amount of water throughout my work day. Subsequently, I pee a lot. So usually around dinner time - now my bladder kicks into high gear as i consume most my water post lunch - dinner.

Well, im also a 29 year old male. I like to crank one out every so often. Sometimes during the above referenced pee cycle (where I am emptying my bladder every 10-15 minutes) i "crank one out". Well it feels as though my tubes and proper private part halls get .....crossed...confused...

I then suffer through what feels like a bladder infection/UTI. So I end up going to the bathroom every 15 seconds thinking im going to unleash this beautiful fury of piss.

If im lucky....I just tinkle

but it feels like my bladder is going to explode.

This is very frustrating.
:oops:

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:12 am

Holy shit I thought this only happened to me.

62strat · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:14 am

Apparently this is where the healing begins. You dont know how much better i feel about myself right now chud...

Mecca · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:15 am

i sometimes pee out of my butt

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:15 am

Seriously. It's something I've experienced (not all the time, sometimes it won't happen at all for a long period of time) since I first figured out jerking off and I've never told a single person in my entire life. Seeing this thread just blew my mind.

62strat · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:17 am

I wasn't sure i should post about this :shock:

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:18 am

I've actually been good lately. I think it's happened once this year and twice in the last 12 months.

62strat · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:19 am

Im struggling. I think maybe ill just stop touching myself improperly.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:19 am

The trick is to hope you're really tired and can just fall asleep and wake up after it's passed.

Mecca · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:19 am

guys, its because your body tries to make sure there is no pee in your urethra when you ejaculate because pee kills sperm, so it keeps pee from coming through like normal.

62strat · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:20 am

Mecca wrote:

guys, its because your body tries to make sure there is no pee in your urethra when you ejaculate because pee kills sperm, so it keeps pee from coming through like normal.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:22 am

Either way, it fucking sucks.

Mecca · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:23 am

pre-cum is what neutralizes the acid that accumulates naturally in the urethra from peeing

62strat · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:24 am

super annoying. Can i pull my penis off?

is mecca a doctor?

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:26 am

Not just annoying, but sometimes painful.

Mecca · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:27 am

well, I don't play one on tv...

62strat · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:28 am

sometimes i sit on the toilet and push and push and push utill i tinkle a bit. It definitely hurts...

bart d. · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:32 am **Posts:** 17563

Are You There God? It's Me, 62strat.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:28 am

When struggling with those short spurts of tinkle it sometimes burns.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:29 am

bart d. wrote:

Are You There God? It's Me, 62strat.

Excellent post.

When body parts get confused...

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