J. F.: why

me:
im at work
and it's a holiday
so there's nothing to do
and i mso bored
and i just want to rm

J. F.: we can RM over chat

me: i suppose
it's just not the same

J. F.: listen
we'll make it work
Here we go.

me: alright

J. F.: Thread title: Bored at work.


Hey guys. I'm at work today and since most of my clients are US-based I don't really have anything to do. I have some homework for tonight I can probably get done in 30 minutes but in the meantime there's nothing to do. How's everybody's 5th of July?

me: Yeah, since the 4th was a Sunday most companies are observing it today. I aint got shit to do at work today. It feels like I'm making free money but man is it boring. I miss Reid. Also, the cafeteria is closed so I'm not sure what i will eat (

J. F.: I suggest some food.

me: Well no shit, Jorge.

J. F.: Lennytheweedwhacker: hey guys what's goin on

me: Spike: Hey Lenny, how was your fourth?

J. F.: Lennytheweedwhacker: lonely. yours?

me: Spike: Exhausting with all the explaining of our culture I had to do for my Aussie bride.
Spike: Did you leave the townhouse?

J. F.: lennytheweedwhacker: i see... no i spent it inside. i ate a hot dog and some cake. do they have a 4th of july in australia?

me: Spike: Sort of, it's called ANZAC Day and we share it with those sheep fucking kiwis

J. F.: Lennytheweedhwacker: hey don't talk about soma that way.

me: Patrick Bateman: Hey assholes, no one cares about your amerocentric independence discussion
Spike: I talk about Soma. that way

J. F.: Skitch Patterson: =Patrick Bateman: Hey assholes, no one cares about your amerocentric =
<3 <3 <3

me: Chud: Hey Skitch!

J. F.: Skitch Patterson: hello cutuphalfdead.

me: Did your wife visit the basement for the holiday?

J. F.: Lennytheweedwhacker: =Spike: I talk about Soma. that way=
that's not very nice. what did he ever do to you?

me: Spike: Nothing to me personally, I suppose I'm not being fair.

J. F.: Skitch Patterson: = Did your wife visit the basement for the holiday?=
she did. until one of the kids rushed downstairs and puked all over the fucking floor. I spent the remainder of my Sunday cleaning up bits and pieces of vomit soaked sausage off my carpeted basement. carpeting a basement was probably a bad idea.

me: Patrick Bateman: This is totally inappropriate. You guys think that makes it funny but you're wrong!

J. F.: theplatypus: You're acting odd, Bateman.

me: Patrick Bateman: Stop trying to impress the Americans with your vast knowledge of their hipster culture, Jorge.

J. F.: lennytheweedwhacker: =Spike: Nothing to me personally, I suppose I'm not being fair.=
i agree. you were. have a nice day spike.

me: Spike: ttyl

chud @ Skitch: So just a normal weekend then, huh?

J. F.: Kosmicjelli: I know how you feel plat!! Although I'm not working today (or... ever) it's really boring. I'm at home Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool. There's only so much you can take tho hehehe! Wish I had a man to shake me out of my stupor if you know what I mean. Any takers boys? MY HOLE IS SOAKING WET AND I NEED TO FILL IT RIGHT NOW

theplatypus:=MY HOLE IS SOAKING WET AND I NEED TO FILL IT RIGHT NOW=
UH.

thodoks: =MY HOLE IS SOAKING WET AND I NEED TO FILL IT RIGHT NOW=
reverse HB post

me: Chud: Guys, this is just like the PM I got from Kosmicjelli

J. F.: E.H. Ruddock: Guys, this is just like the PM I got from... nevermind

me: Chud: Hey, Ruddo

Chud: I'm really glad you decided against sharing my PM

J. F.: amicosapientis: Stop suffering and doubting! It is time to show the world new Casanova! http://qyzirigu.servetown.com/aliweg.html All girls will learn whose rod is the firmest! Try our male boosters!

me: Mecca: Don't make me lock this thread!

J. F.: E.H. Ruddock: Hello Peter. How was your 4th of July?

me: Chud: Not bad, Rudd. Hung out with Ben, set of some fireworks, ate some watermelon. Yours?

J. F.: Skitch Patterson: =Hung out with Ben=
you'd think this would be a little awkward.

me: Mickey: YEAH BRO WHY U WITH THAT FAT DUCK'S EX?

Chud: STFU guys

uglyduckling: :/

J. F.: Soma.: =Spike: Sort of, it's called ANZAC Day and we share it with those sheep fucking kiwis=
Smells like some Abbo anger right here, brah.

me: Spike: STFU hippy

J. F.: Buffalohed: Hey guys.

me: Chud: welp

J. F.: theplatypus: lol.

me: given2trade: Hey guys, my ass stopped bleeding! The rubber bands worked!
given2trade: also, I'm getting married!

J. F.: uglyduckling: I'm happy to hear that, Matty! Was it very painful?

thodoks: thodoks post.

me: given2trade: Of course it was, but the relief is worth it!

given2trade: Also, I made a million dollars today and donated your salary!

J. F.: theplatypus: The joys of a healing asshole!

me: Chud: In a way, Jorge, we're all healing assholes

given2trade: I see what you did there, peter

J. F.: theplatypus: Yes... yes.

me: Beef: Man, you guys really don't know how to post

J. F.: Peeps: =In a way, Jorge, we're all healing assholes=
i guess you could call it that, when i poop, ten for i yes now, duck

theplatypus: Huh?

me: Chud: Jerry, you're the male px
Chud: Wait, what?

J. F.: E.H. Ruddock: I can attest to the fact that Jerry is not the male px.

me: Chud: Rudd, it was a metaphor for his lack of humor and old age

J. F.: uglyduckling: guys stop! How was your 4th of July, Jerry?

me: Beef: Hey peter, why don't you drive more people away from this forum?

J. F.: theplatypus: =Hey peter, why don't you drive more lesbians away from this forum?=
FTFY

me: Chud: No thanks, Beef. Hey, are you dating anyone now? I'd love to meet her

Chud: I see what you did there, Jorge

J. F.: I got nothing.

me: welp

that was fun

J. F.: Yeah.

Anyway, I gotta go pretend I'm working.

ttyl

me: later

format this shit, it is unreadable

yeah i got about halfway through and gave up

Their impression of me sucked.

What is this? Did Chud have his five work computers going... talking to himself?

foe them

Here, I'll fix it for you fggts.

I understood it and thought it was good.

Formatted.

No, Jorge and I were talking on google talk and pretended we were in a thread and played the roles of various RMers.

i have been pretty lonely last night/today

JORGE WAS DEAD ON!

i feel pretty bad about my posting right now.

yeah, I didn't read all of that, but it seems promising at the point i had stopped at...

anyway, here is everything i would have posted had RM been up and running:

Hot Females Thread:

Spoiler: show

The GIF thread:

Spoiler: show

Random Pictures Thread:

Spoiler: show

The Breed the Unicorns Thread:


The Bike Thread:


The Family Pictures Thread:


The Universe is Rad Thread (N&D):




The Pedo Thread:

Fucking Ellis, keep this chit out of my thread!

is there a way that the mods could automatically spoiler every post elliseamos makes?

This is my mod campaign promise.