10. Tuesday Evening Bump- A couple of weeks ago, in an attempt to put my best posts into alexs mind for the weekly rankings, i quoted all my best posts, and everyone just thought i was trollin'

9. MOTM#84- Cinderella Man. Obviously the Wild Bunch had run its course as a MOTM that got ZERO (like none, not like the super awesome poster) serious responses. So I may have had a mod sticky the thread that I Hail Randy Moss had made years ago with no response for "the cinderella man". one or two people gave a "decent movie" answer, and dkfan sniffed it out. it sat there limp for a couple weeks.. and died.

8. Europe why dont you just ban the fucking music festival! So i posted this in N&D in response to the most recent trampling. The thread got a good response before it was merged into another thread. But the more i thought about it, im pretty sure that someone else did the exact same thread a couple of years ago, and i felt pretty bad about myself.


7. Hot Emo Chicks. So i was watching zoboomafoo with my daughter, and they were talking about Emus. But one guy kinda pronounced it like Emo. so i thought it would be silly to make a thread that as misleading, but included pictures of baby emus under warming lamps.


6. Ranking the ranks. viewtopic.php?f=1&t=91591&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=ranking
there was a lot of ranking threads in PJ Chat. A person recommended i make a thread ranking the ranking threads. I thought i did a pretty decent job of it, but it really didnt take off like i anticipated.


5. This GIF. Matty was shocked I made a serious post, and asked if it was a set up for a funny gif, and he wasnt falling for it. So I waited a bit, and made sure to give him a funny gif. I think i searched for "weird gif" or something really generic. No one commented on it. I attempted to use it one other time, Platypus commented. and that was it.


4. Ament4AgricultureSec. For a number of days, Cameron4President was the newest registered member. so i registered a name, thinking it was witty. No one noticed, except B, who deleted my one thread, and banned me. (under that name)


3. DONATE AUCTION!!. This was not an attempt at schtick, but it turned into schtick because of the entire communities indifference (OMG PEARL JAM MENTION) to the board. I really thought the epic rick roll cd would generate some interest. I was very very very wrong. Turns out i also stole the idea from matty, but i swear i didnt know it. It was mocked, not taken seriously, and now RM has to survive on $9.31 a month


2. Skitch Patterson. This was just an attempt to screw with CHUD. I must of PM'd 4 different mods at different points over like 3 months. Everyone was on board with the idea, but it never actually happened. A fun response to CHUD faux mod campaign. However, when it finally happened i was in a 14 hour work day, and they got the color slightly wrong.. which led to questions. When i got home finally, i tried to salvage it with the one power i had- making polls. So i went all teddy style in GD apparently, and just made matters worse.


1. Ydnar Pattersons facebook. This is just not getting the type of response i was hoping for. I saw Platy and CHUDs back and forths and really thought i might be miss out on something. I try and post an irreverent status update everyday, but getting virtually no response. Mickey already defriended me. washing machine turned me down. pizzathehut doesnt send me nudes.
disappointing all around.

that's nice and all skitch, but WASHING MACHINE IS BROWSING RIGHT NOW

i bet this is skitch's favorite thread.

no, but it is step 9 in my 12 schtick program.

I think I've given you pretty good response on the Ydnar Patterson account.

its been okay.
its more of a testament to my lack of ability to make it interesting than the actual responses.

There was that one time chud and I double-teamed your profile.

you guys just said you liked everything.

yeah heeheehee

you at least liked my gif

Skitch, you gotta do more interacting yourself on FB. Like when Jorge posts something in spanish I don't understand, I just say something like "LOL". Then he gets pissed off and starts calling me names. It's actually a lot of fun.

done and done

Who sends nudes to fake facebooker's?

I'd just like to see some pictures of the cat, wife, and kids is all.

also, wikileaks is all over this thread.

why is your daughter at lenny's townhouse?

Pontiaxe fo life

i will add failed schticks to the list as i think of them, or make new ones.