Stewie: Uh you've reached Stewie and Brian, we're not here right now, uh and if this is mom, uh send money because we're college students and we need money for books...and highlighters...and.... Ramen Noodles...and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates.



"Oh no! Was that Crazy Stairs?" -Stewie

My favorite moment was when it was canceled. My least favorite moment was when it came back.

"Oh, Noooooo!"

Your participation in this thread was greatly valued by all.

I have a few off the top.

"Dance the dance of life"



This one's awesome, too:

Stewie: Oh I know it hurts now Brian, but look at the bright side: you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. You know...the novel you've been workin' on? You know the the one, uh, you've been workin on for three years? You know the novel. Got somethin' new to write about now. You know? Maybe a, maybe a main character gets into a relationship and suffers a little heartbreak? Somethin' like what... what you've just been through? Draw from real life experience? Little, little heartbreak? You know? Work it into the story? Make the characters a little more three dimensional? Little, uh, richer experience for the reader? Make those second hundred pages really keep the reader guessing what's going to happen? Some twists and turns? A little epilogue? Everybody learns that the hero's journey isn't always a happy one? (Voice returns to normal.) Oh, I look forward to reading it.

yeah

i have some friends who love family guy and every time they mention it i either make a comment or grimace in disgust...they probably hate me

I've never felt as close to you as I do right now.

i'm NOT getting on skype

I understand.

I thought it was really funny before it was canceled and I still think those episodes are hilarious. Now, not so much.

Brian(while watching Sex and the City): so it's about 3 prostitutes and their mother?

Peter's voice on tape: Please leave the lights off, Lois. I dont want to be seen.
Lois: I imagined you wouldn't after the way you acted a while ago.
Peter's voice on tape: I thought you might say something like that.
Lois: Anyway, I've convined Meg to go to the dance.
Peter's voice on tape: Please don't yell, Lois. I've learned my lesson!
Lois: But I wasn't—
Peter's voice on tape: Oh, you would happen to bring that up Lois. Can't you leave the past where it belongs?
Lois: Peter what's gotten into you—
Peter's voice on tape: Because Ive already said it was a scavenger hunt.
Lois: [pulls over bed sheets and see pillows and voice recorder] What the...?
Peter's voice on tape: Lois, if you still haven't discovered I'm gone, please flip the tape over to side B.

This show is so bad.

yeah, but it has its moments. theyre pretty few and far between, though.

I want to see this thread die a thousand deaths, I wish to see the TPB's quote and Moments thread get more responses and views than this SHIT thread.

FFS

I would love to participate but then Lenny would shun me

Haters: Explain your hatred for the show...

Family Guy has some great moments, you haters are just assholes.