Julian: What the hell happened to my trailer boys?!

Cory: Okay, chill. There's this guy named Cyrus. He just moved in here, there was nothing we could do about it. He has a gun, and he's nuts.

I think I have a RICKYism thread, and a Jim Lahey SHIT talk thread already.

spam threads are spam.

It's not spam just because you don't like it.

Bubbles: Ricky just waltzes in there and becomes the king of the carts. The Fuck does he expect me to do for a living? What does he want me to do, go to EI and say hello there, i've been hauling shopping carts out of ponds and ive been doing it for 18 years...so give me a fuckin cheque please. That's not goin' to fuckin' happen. I haven't even paid into UI...EI..whatever the fuck they call it these days.

J-Roc: (to Randy) You better back off you no-shirt, lawn-mowing, fifteen-cheeseburger-eating prick.

Donny: GET YOUR HANDS OF IT! I PAID FOR A LADY, NOT FUCKING CORY AND TREVOR!

Mr. Lahey: Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.
Ricky: Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a fuckin' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.

This was all I could find...



I guess that never happened.

I fkkn failed thanks for posting my downfalls. FKK

Rickyisms is the term devised by the fans of Trailer Park Boys for Ricky's malapropisms. They are often used due to poor education, extensive drug and alcohol use, and situations where he may not be thinking clearly. Bubbles will sometimes point out to Ricky if he has used a word, or a saying that is either incorrect, or does not exist. This can also apply to words that Ricky may simply mispronounce, again through poor education, drug use, or a simple misunderstanding in the pronunciation of a word.
edit Wrong Terminology

* Bagminton: Used instead of the word "Badminton".
* Catch 23: instead of catch 22
* Denial and Error: Instead of trial and error.
* Derts: Instead of Deer
* The Flames Were Golfing: Instead of engulfing flames. ("The Fuckin' Way She Goes")
* Flying Things: Instead of Birds
* Get two birds stoned at once: Instead of "kill two birds with one stone"
* Gorilla see, gorilla do: Instead of "Monkey see Monkey do"
* 'I todaso:' Instead of "I told you so."
* Indianapolis Jones: Used instead of Indiana Jones. ("Where In The Fuck Is Randy's Barbeque?")
* It Doesn't Take Rocket Appliances: Instead of "It Doesn't Take Rocket Science"
* Let's make toast: Instead of "Let's make a toast"
* Lurches: Rather than Leeches. ("We Can't Call People Without Wings Angels So We Call Them Friends")
* Passed with flying fuckin carpets: Instead of passed with flying colors.
* Peach of cake: Instead of piece of cake
* Radies: instead of Rabies.
* Rocket appliances: Rocket science
* Supply and Command: Rather than supply and demand.
* Survival of the Fitness: Instead of survival of the fittest. ("We Can't Call People Without Wings Angels So We Call Them Friends")
* Sweet and Power Chicken Things: Instead of "Sweet and Sour Chicken." ("The Bible Pimp")
* Tropical Earth Quake: Used instead of Tropical Cyclone/Hurricane. ("What In The Fuck Happened To Our Trailer Park?")
* What Comes Around is All Around: Instead of "Whats All Around, Comes Around." ("Mr. Lahey's Got My Porno Tape")
* Worst Case Ontario: rather than "Worst case scenario."
* I'm Not a pessimist, I'm an optomitrist.: Rather than "I'm am optimist."

edit Mispronunciations

* N.A.S.A: Pronounces it as "NAY-sa" ("A Man's Gotta Eat")
* Insurance: Pronounces it as "EYE-surance"
* Investments: Pronounces it as "In-vest-AMENTS"
* Jalapeño: Pronounces it as "Ja-LAP-en-oh" ("Never Trust A Man With No Shirt On")
* Liposuction: Pronounces it as "HYPO-suction"
* Maiden Name: Pronounces it as "MATE-ing Name"
* Murder: Pronounces it as "MURD-ER-DER" ("Mr. Lahey's Got My Porno Tape")
* Psychological: Pronounces it as "PIKE-o-logical" ("Three Good Men Are Dead")
* Raccoons: Pronounces it as "RAKE-ins" ("I Banged Lucy And Knocked Her Up... No Big Deal")
* Khakis: Prounounces it as "Ka-hay-keys"

Birds of a shitfeather flock together, Randy.

Mr. Lahey: He's takin' the shit tornado right back to Oz.
Randy: Well that would make Sam, Dorothy. Right Mr. Lahey?
Mr. Lahey: Right, Randy.

Ricky, you just opened up Pandora's shit-box

Do you know what a shit-barometer is Bubbles? It measures the shit-pressure in the air, listen Bubs you hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit

You feel that? The way the shit just sticks to the air? There's a shit-blizzard comin, I always know

We're about to sail into a shit typhoon Randy, so we'd better haul in the jib before it gets covered with shit

You idiots have loaded up a hair-triggered double-barreled shit machine gun, and the barrel's pointed right at your own heads!

Shit moths Randy. They started as shit larvae and then the grew into shitapillars. A whole pandemic of shitapillars

Shit tectonics - do you know what happens what two shit plates collide? Shitquake

They're shit flowers Randy, from here they look like regular flowers but when you get down and poke your nose in them you realise they're shit flowers, and theres a whole fucking bouquet of them!

When the shitballs start flying, you've got to get a shitbat Randy!

We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system!

Do you know what a shit-rope is Julian? It's a rope covered with shit that criminals try to hang on to

Randy: Cops and dope don't mix, do they Mr. Lahey?
Mr. Lahey: Like shit and strawberry shortcake, Randy.

Mr. Lahey: What are those fuckers up to?
Randy: Probably goin for some shit-dogs and fries Mr Lahey
Mr. Lahey: Randy, I thought we agreed - no more shit talk til we're back in power

Ricky: Why bother with a couple of shit sticks when you can have the whole shit trawler?
Mr. Lahey: Nice shit analogy Rick

Randy, the shit-pool is getting full. We better strain it, before it overflows and causes a shit-slide that can cover this entire community. I will not have a Pompeiian catastrophe happen in Sunnyvale!

You know, Ricky grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves.

I just watched Countdown To Liquor Day for the first time and it was a pretty good "series finally" if you want to call it that. I just wish Cory and Trevor where still around.

Frig off.

That's exactly what Ricky would say Jorge.

It's not a typo, it's a Ricky-ism.

Frig Off.

Alex Lifeson: Sorry, Randy? I got this t-shirt for you to wear tonight on stage, during the guitar changes?
Randy: No thanks, Alex. I don't wear shirts.
Alex Lifeson: Oh, no. You gotta wear a shirt. Please.
Randy: Never do.
Mr. Lahey: Randy doesn't wear shirts, Mr. Lifeson. That's just the way it is.
Alex Lifeson: Well, Mr. Lahey, maybe you can talk him into wearing this shirt.
Mr. Lahey: He doesn't wear shirts, not even in the winter time.